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>> It seems obvious that the horn equivalent of a furry would be a horny.

i'm posting my recent search history in solidarity, because I feel bad for you guys:

oil painting tips
oil paint history
how to make oil paint
how to stop crying
best coffee in vallo city
lofi beats to study to
vallo aita
is disappearing a breakup
best donuts in vallo city


we're all weird and that's okay.

[filtered to kellach]
i think you can go to college if you want, but you probably can't become the goblin king. also, have you ever seen The Labyrinth?

GILMORE

Just letting you know on this very random and totally not at all an anniversary of an occasion, I can order flowers and light a lot of candles really quickly if you want a nuptial-like atmosphere in the gaming room at the youth center.

Or in the sitting room at home.

And honestly, would be remiss not to mention the blood pool. Always a solid choice there.

(I love you.)

That could have been worse, so I won't complain.

Er, not because I searched anything worse? I guess? Just--you know, nevermind.

For anyone curious or interested, my searches did come up with good results and I'm going to be going to beginner aerial silk classes on Mondays from 4:30-5:30PM and beginner pole dancing classes from 6-7PM on Fridays, both at Spin Sisters Studio in the city. Pretty reasonably priced, all told. I wouldn't mind company, since both of these things are very new to me and it would be fun to go through it with someone else.

Hey half god, it can be really exhausting and you should take some time to relax, take care of yourself.

And probably come by our house slide I'm pretty sure I'm installing this weekend? Maybe? That's an open invite not just to the half-gods, FYI. Might add a ball pit at the bottom.

[FILTERED TO JOSHUA]

Hi, are you okay? Just curious if the trapping thing is like... a problem you're having with someone harassing you or..?

TEXT MESSAGES TO CATRA:

» Two things:
» 1) Do you want me to stop by the maternity store and try to grab more nipple creams later?
» 2) Do you think Baby Shark is ever going to leave my brain?

TEXT MESSAGES TO MARLENA:

» Who called you a GILF and do you
» Hi Mom! Did the job search work?
» The DOA has people here to help if you really want to find something.

[Henry]

Blood in the sink's easy. Just run the tap and use some dish soap, problem solved.

Is that fucking cat back?

[There may be some discussion of animal cruelty in the comments]

Alex

Stop by the DOA and we can get you the brochures and stuff for the Vallo equivalent of the GRE. Or just signed up for it if you want.

Astarion

cures vampirism: depends on the vampirism
vampire lords of vallo: Felix Draven, but fair warning, he's a dick.
necromancy of thay: don't know about thay, but Beketh is the coven that specializes in necromancy and there's several Outlanders who specialize in it.