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Darlington ([info]gentlemandemon) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2023-10-05 08:04:00

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Entry tags:!: text message, ₴ inactive: alex stern, ₴ inactive: darlington

Text to Alex Stern
>> It seems obvious that the horn equivalent of a furry would be a horny.



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[info]thewheelwalker
2023-10-05 01:07 pm UTC (link)
>> Thank fuck that attempt at a joke cured me of liking you

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[info]gentlemandemon
2023-10-05 01:09 pm UTC (link)
>> It will undoubtedly make your life easier.
>> Meanwhile, I will be cursed as Petrarch to admire from afar and write a sonnet sequence.

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[info]thewheelwalker
2023-10-05 01:10 pm UTC (link)
>> You don't have to.
>> I'd settle for a dirty limerick.

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[info]gentlemandemon
2023-10-05 01:15 pm UTC (link)
>> The lowest form of poetry? Really?

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[info]thewheelwalker
2023-10-05 01:17 pm UTC (link)
>> Or maybe set it to the Taco Bell jingle.




>> You don't have to be distant.

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[info]gentlemandemon
2023-10-05 01:20 pm UTC (link)
>> There once was a girl from south Cali
Who met a young man in an alley
"It's more fun," she said,
"Than when done in a bed,
if instead you get laid vertically"

>> No calling me out on the deliberate mispronunciation of vertically, it's a feature of the form.

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[info]thewheelwalker
2023-10-05 01:21 pm UTC (link)
>> I would never call you out on the deliberate mispronunciation of vertically because I'm not a linguistic dweeb.

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[info]gentlemandemon
2023-10-05 01:24 pm UTC (link)
>> I wasn't sure if that would outweigh your love of calling me out.

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[info]thewheelwalker
2023-10-05 03:09 pm UTC (link)
>> Do you feel
>> obliged, I guess
>> to stay distant?

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[info]gentlemandemon
2023-10-05 03:34 pm UTC (link)
>> A bit.
>> The fact that I will serve you to the end of days complicates things.
>> So does the fact that I've little practice being anything other than distant.
>> Now you've said I don't have to keep my distance, and I'm attempting to determine if that means you want me to talk to you, kiss you, or both.

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[info]thewheelwalker
2023-10-05 03:49 pm UTC (link)
>> I have this fear
>> that what I am and what you are
>> makes it impossible for me to say what I want without it being some sort of order.
>> so I'll just say
>> getting warmer.

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[info]gentlemandemon
2023-10-05 03:56 pm UTC (link)
>> I have a strong feeling that it's both.
>> I should probably talk to you about Hell, and then you can decide if you still want me to kiss you.

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[info]thewheelwalker
2023-10-05 04:00 pm UTC (link)
>> I guess that'd be the mature, buzzkill thing for us to do here

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[info]gentlemandemon
2023-10-06 01:39 pm UTC (link)
>> Mature Buzzkill is the title on my business cards.

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