Er, not because I searched anything worse? I guess? Just--you know, nevermind.
For anyone curious or interested, my searches did come up with good results and I'm going to be going to beginner aerial silk classes on Mondays from 4:30-5:30PM and beginner pole dancing classes from 6-7PM on Fridays, both at Spin Sisters Studio in the city. Pretty reasonably priced, all told. I wouldn't mind company, since both of these things are very new to me and it would be fun to go through it with someone else.