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Hey assholes don't forget that Fight Club is on Saturday at the Underground.

Yeah, it's a fight club, the title is what it is.

No, you can't use your fantastic amazing life changing magic, I don't make the rules I only enforce them.

Yeah, you will probably not win on your first attempt or even tenth attempt, whatever, get over it and shut up, we all have a good time.

If you have questions, someone will probably answer them.

God, I'm fucking amazing at PR.

Chaos Crew

Lila and I were thinking about going away for the weekend of our birthday, and we don't trust anyone but you guys to watch Gracie. It's a lot to ask, but she's also the best fucking baby ever and she's comfortable with you all.

You idiots can say no, it's fine, we'll just take her with us.

I hate to ask but can anyone take Willa for a few days?

Fixing the flood damage found other issues and there was a small collapse of roof. I'd just feel better her not being here until I checked the rest of the place over.

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