vallo

So... where's the big New Year's Eve party going to be, then? It's my first NYE in Vallo and I'm like... at least 40% less sad than I was when I arrived and I'm also still an idiot with poor impulse control, so hey. Shots!

I'll bring something. Not a freeloader.

Remember how I did battle with the Edward Cullen of all Elf on the Shelfs last year? Dunked him in a toilet.

He came back this year and brought friends. After my initial thought of "what in the NC-17 Toy Story is this?", I threw dimes and pennies at him because bitch was working it.