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[FILTERED TO FRIENDS OF GANSEY (NOT FOR GANSEY EYES)]

Hey. The fuck are we doing for Dick's birthday? He needs an adventure soon or he's gonna get all sad faced and start rewatching his most annoying documentaries. We could fake a kidnapping? Get somebody to hold him hostage? Or shit, idk, pay the fae to pretend he offended them and now he has to stand trial? Then we can say nice shit or whatever as his "character witnesses".


I've had a lot of fucking coffee this morning but still. It's not my worst idea ever.

[FILTERED TO GANSEY AND MATTHEW]

I have the sweetmetal ink. Shit just showed up in the kitchen. You both need new tats so start deciding what you want now.

So there’s a lot of things I don’t know about, in the grand scheme of things, but I really feel like I’d have heard that there was a tenth realm on the Yggdrasil.

You know? Feels like that might have come up before. Once, twice… you know. Sometime!