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Sophie Deveraux ([info]nolawitch) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2022-12-28 17:53:00

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Entry tags:!: network post, ₴ inactive: eliot waugh, ₴ inactive: ignis scientia (2), ₴ inactive: noctis lucis caelum (2), ₴ inactive: sophie deveraux

Remember how I did battle with the Edward Cullen of all Elf on the Shelfs last year? Dunked him in a toilet.

He came back this year and brought friends. After my initial thought of "what in the NC-17 Toy Story is this?", I threw dimes and pennies at him because bitch was working it.


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[info]pushonward
2022-12-29 04:11 pm UTC (link)
Bold of them to go after your mixer, I would have deemed it haunted and used that as an excuse to purchase a new one.

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[info]nolawitch
2022-12-29 04:30 pm UTC (link)
Not only that but bringing friends with him because it's not like I have toys sitting around. The disappointment in Woody is real though. What would Buzz think?

Any suggestions? Because I could still use this excuse.

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[info]pushonward
2022-12-29 06:08 pm UTC (link)
Sophie, I did not understand any of that.

I've been pleased with my Wolf High Performance Mixer. Less open space for uh- wayward toys?

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[info]nolawitch
2022-12-29 06:25 pm UTC (link)
So at some point I'm going to show up and we're all having a Toy Story marathon. You'll need tissues.

Ooh, she sounds nice. Although you would think that but the last one was chilling in my medicine cabinet so they'll squeeze where they can. The perks of bodies made of fluff.

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[info]veggiehater
2022-12-29 05:39 pm UTC (link)
I'm going to have nightmares about this thing.

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[info]nolawitch
2022-12-29 05:51 pm UTC (link)
So it's not normal behavior to throw dimes at him and yell 'take it all off!'?

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[info]veggiehater
2022-12-29 06:07 pm UTC (link)
I mean I don't know. It could be. We don't have those weird elf things at home.

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[info]nolawitch
2022-12-29 06:27 pm UTC (link)
I don't remember them from home either but they probably had some upswing in popularity after I died. It sounds like something the United States would just love. Also if Santa can see all, I don't know why he needs surveillance elves as anything other than a threat. Maybe Thor was right to off Santa.

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[info]veggiehater
2022-12-29 06:36 pm UTC (link)
Right? The "he sees you when you're sleeping" line definitely gives off stalker vibes. Maybe the elves are just overworked and on vacation.

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[info]nolawitch
2022-12-29 06:53 pm UTC (link)
They need to go to Dinosaur Island like normal people and not bother people. Get a massage, not make toys...I guess sex is off the table because you know but I'm sure there's other ways of relaxing that is not giving someone a heart attack or stripping on tools of the trade.

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[info]veggiehater
2022-12-29 07:32 pm UTC (link)
Uh yeah. Agreed. Maybe by next year, there will be a little elf resort.

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[info]nolawitch
2022-12-29 09:11 pm UTC (link)
Probably made out of gingerbread.


Which a bunch of us will be tempted to eat.

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[info]veggiehater
2022-12-29 10:05 pm UTC (link)
Sounds like how you get an elf enemy for life, Sophie.

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[info]nolawitch
2022-12-30 12:48 am UTC (link)
They started it.

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[info]veggiehater
2022-12-30 01:18 am UTC (link)
They might finish it too if you destroy their gingerbread resort.

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[info]nolawitch
2022-12-30 07:20 pm UTC (link)
They can try but let's be real here, I'm sneakier.

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[info]magicianeliot
2022-12-29 10:50 pm UTC (link)
lmao That may be one of the best and funniest places I've ever seen an Elf on the Shelf. You weren't wrong to throw pennies and dimes.

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[info]nolawitch
2022-12-30 12:49 am UTC (link)
You should have been here last year. They were all up in everyone's crap.

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[info]magicianeliot
2022-12-30 12:59 am UTC (link)
I was here last year. I do remember some of them, but it was a year ago and a busy, stressful time.

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[info]nolawitch
2022-12-30 07:21 pm UTC (link)
Bud, I think that's a standard around here with everything that goes down.

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[info]magicianeliot
2022-12-30 08:48 pm UTC (link)
I would agree with that.

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