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Whelp, I think I've officially combed every likely place on this entire island, so this is my last ditch effort before I officially call it quits.

I'm looking for a man named D, sometimes goes by Count D. He's got black, bone-straight hair, cut like a Hanson brother, an untrustworthy smile, a snug, superior tone of voice that'll make your skin crawl, and a sweet tooth that'd put an Oompa Loompa to shame. His right eye is golden and his left eye is violet. If you have any information on him, please contact me, Leon Orcot.

And D, if you're seeing this you might as well give it up and come forward. You've got to be as tired of this cat and mouse shit as I am.



Unrelated, I guess I should finally start looking for work. I've done day labour and cash jobs for the last ten years, if anyone knows of anything like that around.

Before that I was a detective with the LAPD, so if you need something found, I'm your man.

I asked Ronan how we wanted to announce this, and he suggested "hey fuckers we're engaged" so consider this the announcement, thanks to my boyfriend fiancé.

Outlanders of Vallo Calendar now available for purchase at The Art of Expression and other local businesses. Full list on our website. Anyone who ordered online should be getting theirs delivered some time today

You're welcome.

(calendar information here.)

Happy Halloween today and for the next sixty days!

🦇🕸🕷🍁🍂🔪🎃🔮🌚🌙

Who do I talk to about getting an in with the DOA's tech division?

WHO: Isabela & Kady
WHAT: Meeting after Kady finishes a shift and Isabela somehow accidentally cheers her up a little
WHERE: Dorian's Gray Room
WHEN: Today? IDK
WARNINGS: No!
STATUS: Complete

( Whatever, Kady knew she was hot. )

Halloween themed stock out on display at WWW! 2 for 1 on the summer stock, all product lines.

We're doing some beta testing of Christmas themed items now, so if you're interested in getting paid for that, come see me or Fred asap.

[ FILTERED TO JIANG CHENG ]
Jiang Cheng.

[ FILTERED TO HANNAH ABBOTT ]
I'm sorry to hear about Neville. Can I do anything for you?

For personal reasons, The Leaky Cauldron will be closed today.

[cobb vanth]

Sorry to put you out like this at the last minute. I'll make sure you still get paid.

Who: Laurence and Brigitte
What: Laurence goes to procure some weapons
When: Recently
Where: Papa's Pride
Warnings: Fun with guns, but nothing really


( Oh! Captain Laurence! Welcome back! )

Made celebratory pumpkin cheesecake crescent rolls and ended up making too many. I have three dozen to give away that the food bank won't take. Who wants them?

[ FILTERED TO LUCIFER ]
You want shitty scotch or good scotch?

WHO: Richie & Eddie
WHAT: A preemptive psychic check-up against the threat of clown related nonsense
WHERE: Eddie’s apartment at Morningside
WHEN: After Ronan’s warning regarding past!Eddie
WARNINGS: Not much. references to past clown related nonsense.
STATUS: Complete

( Pretty sure the shoes just mean you’re gonna go running, Eds. Too bad I didn’t draw short shorts. )

Texts to Lucifer

» want to go throw smash ridiculous dragon statues?

Oh my gosh, guess what was waiting for me outside Morningside this morning when I went out to get my Pink Drink? Titania! That's the name of my bike. I've been hoping and wishing and praying to whatever deity might be listening and then, this morning, there she was.

Who wants to go for a ride?

Axe & Knife throwing competitions this Friday night at Ásynja Meadery. Winners take half the entry fees and drinks free the rest of the night.