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Hennessy. Stuck here until this place sends you back, no one knows how or why, sorry shit outta luck, here's some cash and a place to crash about sums it up, yeah?

Lynch filled me in on the rest of the fuckery, but he's too busy being a plant dad to tell me where the real fun is. Best clubs? Dr Bars? Art museums? Active nightlife in the city?

WHO: Alex & Lois
WHAT: Catching up over lunch
WHERE: An outdoor cafe
WHEN: Sometime not long after getting back from Ancient Vallo
WARNINGS: Just some Klaus Talk™ and all that entails
STATUS: Complete

( Well. That’s definitely an interesting development. )

Well, golly, ending up in a place like this sure does razz my berries! I haven't had this much promised adventure since Ralph decided to take us to the drive-in for a date and only pay for one ticket - and by the way, you could definitely still hear the movie from the trunk of the car. The acoustics were incredible!

So how about all you hip cats go on and tell me about yourselves? I'll start - my name's Agnes, and I gotta say, this typing device is real swell. Better than keeping track of all your names on a cocktail napkin!

I'm so pleased to meet everyone. And I'd love to make a new gal pal or two, maybe figure out where I can go for a refreshing gimlet. Help a neighbor out?

Yesterday on a whim I bought three beehives and a thousand or so bees, so I'm starting very, very, very small. Currently, they're being kept where I bought them, but I'd like to move them soon. Does anybody have or know of a little plot of land they'd rent, preferably one where flowers already grow, or a garden can be planted?

I do not know why I was graced with such a bounty yesterday, but I decided to that I needed this device called a Nespresso, something that I have been told is a "gaming system," as well as a fantastic hammock and an inflatable hot tub! I am not sure why I was compelled to purchase such things, but I believe they will come in quite useful.

Did anyone else find themselves with sudden wealth and an urge to purchase the most random assortment of things?

[Emmeline Vance]

How are you doing, darling?

[Eliot Waugh]

I do hope you returned home and slept well last night. When would you like to practice again?

[Eleanor Shellstrop]

It has been quite a while since I have seen you. Are things well?

( Teen Party Event )

I probably ought to be questioning why so many of us ended up with a small windfall of cash from an unknown source, but that didn't stop me from buying this.

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A North German military rapier, circa 1630. It's beautifully detailed and worth every penny. A perfect way to start up my weapons collection here. Maybe the powers that be will be so kind as to give me the rest of my collection from home like they gave me my parakeet earlier in the month.