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This or this?

Anyone that wants to dress up, drink, and dance with no expectations, Forbes and I are making a night of it. There may also be crime, but you see nothing, you hear nothing, capisce?

For anyone else who woke up looking at the date today and felt like throwing a knife at it, for whatever reason, petty or legitimately heartbreaking, remember that all that chocolate is going on major discount tomorrow.

Also, I'm going to do a burger crawl today if anyone wants to join.

( this morning in the dining room at 12 Grimmauld Place )

Y'all! I know this is the day of love, but it doesn't have to be romantic love! It can be any kind, and if you're eager for something sweet, I have an assortment of mini-pies ready to go for either sharing with yourself or with a loved one. ♥ Pick them up at Rose Apothecary!

FILTERED TO THE HAUS.

We all have plans today, but y'all better make sure you're home to wish a happy birthday to Nursey! There is a delectable caramel carrot cake with thick layers of cream cheese frosting waiting, and you only get a piece if you're here to sing! :)

Dear What's your name again Asshole Magician That Portals Everywhere™,

Hi. You don't know me. Big fan of your first post here because it was funny. Big fan of you also getting me to the clinic in a jiffy on Turkey Day #1. Since then I've been cursed to see you do your portal thing literally everywhere - like in the shampoo aisle at that one store the other day? Yeah, that was me you cut in front of. Person of the feline hybridity.

It was also me that you cut in front of when picking up takeout two seconds ago - y'know, the takeout that wasn't actually yours? You got our bags mixed up.

Please return ASAP, thanks. I'm still at the restaurant waiting.

Best,
Catra

WHO: Max & Richie
WHAT: Celebrating Valentine's Day, with love letters and heart-shaped cinnamon rolls (and cake)
WHERE: Skyhold
WHEN: Today
WARNINGS: Fluff, canoodling, FTB
STATUS: Complete

( Max was still bewildered by Christmas and its stalking Santa Clauses but so far, Valentines Day seemed more his pace: you could stay in your pajamas and hope to look rumpled-but-attractive, and everyone seemed fine with this notion. )

WHO: Cullen & Alexis (plus the pups)
WHAT: LOVE DAY
WHERE: A hill, somewhere outdoors (where there's snow for sledding)
WHEN: RIGHT NOW
WARNINGS: Nothing scandalous!
STATUS: Complete

( You are a wicked tease, Alexis Rose )

As far as modes of travel go, at least this isn't driving across the American Midwest. I'll give it that. And Crowley knows I've had worse kidnappings. Video producers, Snow liked your explosions; art house he is not. But this is still a lot to take on faith, or even under duress. I suppose that's beside the point.

Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch. Call me Baz. I hear we missed murder turkeys.

Oh look, Snow; it's Valentines Day. Wouldn't you know it, I left your chocolates in the void.

HAUS! Come meet new baby, help think of name. I am not creative enough, I will just call her Malyshka all of time.

( the baby )

Shelter promises she is not vampire, just has supernatural cuteness.

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Nice to see you at shelter today! Did you find good friend to take home, too?
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Happy Valentine's Day, Vallo.

Bucky and I have made a small video for you as a friendly reminder for this day.

[Attached video]

America's Next Top Model gets a thumbs down. Forest nymphs get a thumbs up.

[HAZEL LEVESQUE]
Thanks for saving my ass butt hide a couple of days ago. If you ever need a favor, just holler.

“Jason,” I do not know why you pika-choose me, nor do I know what it means, nor do I care. Take your foolish love letters elsewhere.

Whether you plan to stay in or go out today, WWW has you covered.

Staying in? Try our Patented Daydream Charm, which produces a very realistic daydream lasting for thirty minutes. Side effects of the product included drooling and/or dazed expression, so maybe try this one in the privacy of your bedroom.

Going out? Be secure in your eyelashes with our Everlasting Eyelashes or if you need a quick fix with some stubborn acne, try our Ten-Second Pimple Vanisher! Guaranteed results in ten seconds.

If you need a last minute gift, come see our selection of treats because tricks aren't all we sell.

Not sure why people keep asking about love potions, but we don't do that because consent is sexy. Make good choices, kids! And if you find yourself hungover in the morning, why not have one of our Pepper-Up potions on hand to chase those nasty symptoms away?

All in all, have a great day and thank you for giving Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes your money.

Not that anyone asked buuuuuuuuuuuuut Catra and I went to the adoption event at the Barns today and we brought home a new roommate!!! Say hello to this adorable little guy, Spirit!

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He's about ten weeks old and a golden retriever/pitbull mix. Apparently, a lot of animal doctors don't recommend taking pitbull mixes because they're a lot of work and can be unpredictable, but I knew he was a perfect match the minute I saw him. 🥰 He is so sweet and has a lot of energy! He's the perfect reason for me to get up and go for a walk or a run in the mornings again.

Thank you to everyone who organized the event! We had such a fun day!!!

( Private to Catra )

FYI, the clinic is open today. For all of your sex ed needs, and heart-break needs. And maybe some food-poisoning too, I guess.

Filter: Loki

Since you didn't have plans supposedly today, you want to come by for Chinese takeout? I'm sitting in my office.

Valentine's Day / Lupercalia

Sabrina & Nick
"Sabrina and Vallo were going to have words later."

Out in the Woods | Fluff - Yet another Lupercalia gets interrupted by a wolf

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Mortuary.
Don't be alarmed if you see a young wolf pup roaming. We're trying to keep him in our rooms or out on the grounds as he adjusts to his new home.

His name is Shadow. He's my familiar.

( Cut for picture. )

Allison & Dan, I promise he's friendly, but I'll introduce Claire to him however you'd like. I believe I owe her a tea party anyway.

Oh, and I got into Geliara. I never actually interviewed outside of fighting turkeys but that worked, apparently so I'll be starting that Tuesday.

If anyone sees a skeletal or decrepit-looking around, he's all right. Only thing he's a threat to is pigeons or seagulls.

NOCTIS + LAN WANGJI

The machine wasn’t interested in his consolations and began to beep angrily.

WHAT: LWJ runs into some trouble at a grocery store and these two have a getting to know you chat
WHERE: random grocery store then the Jingshi
WHEN: February 11th or thereabouts
WARNINGS: None
STATUS: Complete!
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Reminder! Auditions for Wicked starts on Thursday!

Get your voices ready and pick out your songs/monologues for this amazing experience.


[DORIAN]

Asetnerra coven would like to donate some of their books for the university as a token of friendship. Yes/No/Maybe?