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February 15th, 2021


[info]boyorbeast
[info]valloic

[info]boyorbeast
[info]valloic

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[info]boyorbeast
[info]valloic
I wanted to buy some pie for [...] acquaintances throughout this humongous multiverse and then realized I had no idea what you all like to eat, so chime in and I'll bring you a mini pie that is not 'disgustingly vegan'. LIKE, IT'S CLARK KENT GUYS, THAT'S WILD.

Anyway, I found my old phone and some pictures in my room and it totally sucks that I didn't take or have more of the people I love and consider family these days but it's Love Day and I'm feeling homesick, which is a little weird, considering I'm literally in my home, or the building that I live in, but home's the people, not the walls and ceiling, right?

cut for pictures )

[info]roughbuddy
[info]valloic

[info]roughbuddy
[info]valloic

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[info]roughbuddy
[info]valloic
OKAY OKAY OKAY so I know I went to the adoption event and I know I was like HAHA NO I DON'T WANT A DOG BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO PICK UP POOP.

But gdhfjgdfhk LOOK who came up to me in the forest and then followed me home and has apparently decided to adopt me???

So I guess I have an animal companion now and I need help with names because she's objected to everything I've suggested so far. So far, I've tried Taco, Jalapeno Popper, Sno-Cone, Blueberry, Fettucine, and Salsa. Plus some others that I forgot to keep track of, so.

[info]boyofwar
[info]valloic

[info]boyofwar
[info]valloic

Log: Atreus & Dorian


[info]boyofwar
[info]valloic
Dorian
Atreus
WHO Dorian Pavus & Atreus
WHERE Skyhold!
WHEN Valentine’s Day, evening
WHAT Two out-of-worlders celebrate Valentine’s Day for the first time.
STATUS Complete!
WARNINGS Not much, FTB!
“I’ll look forward to the chocolate and the oddly-colored ale, then,” Read more... )

[info]trashmouthed
[info]valloic

[info]trashmouthed
[info]valloic

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[info]trashmouthed
[info]valloic
So, funny story. You know how buildings and other fucked up stuff just appears here? Well, in the forest now lies a literal, actual haunted house that looks like about a hundred different strains of tetanus and dysentery (seriously, how did we not die after fighting an Eldritch horror in sewer water, we surely swallowed some of that shit) and it's from Derry and I p much pissed my pants when I saw it.

I know there are like 569 magic users here, so. Uh. Can someone help? 1. With magical xanax and also 2. With making sure that the lair IT crawled out of before the Age of Man or whatever isn't actually going to eject that fucking clown.

Thanks so much. I'll owe you my first born child. Or like, a thousand tacos.

[info]andrieski
[info]valloic

[info]andrieski
[info]valloic

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[info]andrieski
[info]valloic
Is anyone else experiencing the whole weird everyone and everything singing at you phenomenon? I don't know if this is more or less annoying than that time everyone played hot potato with the depression key when we were in Texas. Who even cares about finding the perfect pebble?

And no, strange man pretending to be a statue, I do not take this fucking pebble now and forever. Does anyone else feel like they're stuck in that Buffy episode with the demon that makes everyone sing and dance? Only it's just everyone else and it's only singing. I'm about 50% sure a pebble was singing.

[info]agentplant
[info]valloic

[info]agentplant
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]agentplant
[info]valloic
Who: Dean Winchester & Sasha James
Where: The Bunker
When: After the Library of Alexandria is invaded by turkeys.
What: Looking after Sasha.
Warnings: None

Murder turkeys out of control. )

[info]secondumbrella
[info]valloic

[info]secondumbrella
[info]valloic

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[info]secondumbrella
[info]valloic
Well, he did it literally under the wire but my little shit of a mentee is all signed up for Fight Club. Actually had to put an ice pack on my eye too, so shit's legit.

Also if you liked the pillow fight idea, it was all Evie's brainchild. If you hated it, I came up with it and you can say it to my face because you know I don't give a fuck.

[info]grudgeful
[info]valloic

[info]grudgeful
[info]valloic

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[info]grudgeful
[info]valloic
The Guest House of the Moon has returned. And the Moon tree is in bloom.

Chan-sung, I will send you the coordinates. Art Historian, your cat can drop by in the evening.

Almost two months. It's a record.

[info]terseness
[info]valloic

[info]terseness
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]terseness
[info]valloic
So people/statues/pictures keep singing "Bela Lugosi's Dead" by Bauhaus, which is... a choice but fine. It's making everything feel real goth.

I don't wanna think about Bela Lugosi, so story time: when the Farmer's Almanac was a thing, you know, back when like only 45% of Vallo's population were considered actual people by the US, journalists and writers decided to sex it up a little and took the names for full moons from the beliefs of various native tribes. Because they didn't give a single honey-roasted fuck about authenticity, they basically picked names at random. A lot of moon-related names we know today came from a mishmash of Algonquin and Cherokee tribes, translated into English because see above regarding not giving a single honey-roasted fuck. That's why the full moon happening next week is sometimes called the Full Snow Moon, Bone Moon, Hunger Moon or "Moon When the Trees Crack from Cold" depending upon where you're getting your info from - different tribes had different names for things because they weren't homogenous, and Steve from Nat Geo thought that one name sounded cooler than Kevin from Weather Channel did.

The Cree (me) name their moons based upon what animal is the most active. Not many animals are running around in February, so it's just called "The Great Moon" (lazy, ancestors) or kisipisim. March's moon is called the Eagle Moon, or migisupizum (100% looked up how to spell that shit). Because you people are pervs, the moon to watch out for is nimitahamowipisim, or the moon moose fuck by, which weirdly has never made it to one of your New Agey calendars.

Moment of culture, from me to you. Enjoy it. Bela Lugosi's still dead, so, bummer.

[info]betheirshield
[info]valloic

[info]betheirshield
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]betheirshield
[info]valloic
[Papa's Pride Crew + Jester]
I am SO sorry. I just looked up and noticed it was 2/15 and I've been-- well, I haven't left my room at the Quills for anything short of Morgan's party because I have had the greatest collection of ideas. I was talking with Bucky Barnes about a grenade launcher arm, see, and then I was thinking about all of the other things I could do. Machine gun legs? Embedded blades? Laser emitters? Rockets? Flamethrowers? So I've been in here sketching and building blueprints and I think I've come up with a few ideas.

Then I did some research online and discovered a culture called Cyberpunk and they have so much on sci-fi prosthetics that I want to see if I can make a lot of it reality. BUT that means I missed uh, any dates you guys planned. Did I miss messages? Did I accidentally stand someone up? I'm sorry! Please tell them I'm sorry!
[Friends]
Did you all have a good Valentine's? I uh, got distracted but I've come up with a lot of ideas for new services. The wonderful guys I work with (hi guys!) were going to try and score me a date but I think I ruined that for them :(

STILL, I just got a ton of discount candy and the pure amount of sugar is going to fuel my creations for weeks! So, my nearest and dearest, if you could have any one kind of cybernetic bioengineered body alteration, what would it be and why?

[info]whatsajarjar
[info]valloic

[info]whatsajarjar
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]whatsajarjar
[info]valloic
If I hear Ice Ice Baby ONE MORE TIME, I'm gonna scream. Please make it stop.

[info]thirtypercent
[info]valloic

[info]thirtypercent
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]thirtypercent
[info]valloic
TEXT MESSAGES TO KORE
((backdated to the morning of the 14th))

-- Good morning, little goddess.
-- If you don't already have plans, I'd like to invite you to dinner at the house tonight.
-- There's something I'd like to show you.

[info]ilovescience
[info]valloic

[info]ilovescience
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]ilovescience
[info]valloic
Sunday, February 7th
Ella Lopez and Poe Dameron
Ella introduces shrimp tacos and BBQ to Poe.
Morningside
Read more... )