ᴄᴀᴛʀᴀ ʀᴀɪɴʙᴏᴡꜰɪꜱᴛ-ᴍᴇᴏᴡᴍᴇᴏᴡ (hisses) wrote in valloic, @ 2021-02-14 11:20:00 |
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Entry tags: | !: network post, she-ra: adora, she-ra: catra, ₴ inactive: calamity ashe, ₴ inactive: kate danvers, ₴ inactive: marina andrieski, ₴ inactive: stephen strange |
Dear What's your name again Asshole Magician That Portals Everywhere™,
Hi. You don't know me. Big fan of your first post here because it was funny. Big fan of you also getting me to the clinic in a jiffy on Turkey Day #1. Since then I've been cursed to see you do your portal thing literally everywhere - like in the shampoo aisle at that one store the other day? Yeah, that was me you cut in front of. Person of the feline hybridity.
It was also me that you cut in front of when picking up takeout two seconds ago - y'know, the takeout that wasn't actually yours? You got our bags mixed up.
Please return ASAP, thanks. I'm still at the restaurant waiting.
Best,
Catra