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Tweak says, "yatta"

george weasley (gfweasley) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-02-14 16:50:00

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!network post, harry potter: george weasley, marvel: tony stark, the magicians: marina andrieski, the untamed: jiang cheng, ₴ inactive: gar logan, ₴ inactive: nesta archeron

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All in all, have a great day and thank you for giving Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes your money.

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	andrieski 2021-02-14 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	I've been to the shop when I was in Texas on a terrible cruise. But I appreciate the consent stuff. Do NOT need more creepy romcom behavior in my life. I can also appreciate a sales pitch. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	gfweasley 2021-02-15 12:10 am UTC (link)
	Didn't know our shop was capable of traveling to other worlds! It's a mutually beneficial relationship to be advertised - customers come buy things to make their day better and I take their money. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	andrieski 2021-02-15 12:23 am UTC (link)
	More we were traveling on a dangerous cruise that was trying to turn us into robots, but it's not a big deal. But I'm pretty sure world travel for belongings in hold hat in these sorts of settings. A fair point. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gfweasley 2021-02-15 12:30 am UTC (link)
	The more I learn about different worlds, the stranger it gets. I knew it was possible for our things to show up here, but not in places where we weren't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	andrieski 2021-02-15 12:37 am UTC (link)
	I think there were Weasleys. I don't really remember. Either way, it was more like we went to your world? We all got wands and sorted. It was interesting. Stole a lot of shit from the library at Hogwarts. Basically the best part of it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nesta 2021-02-14 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	We've had a number of people ask about love potions as well, I offered instead to sell them potions that melt their insides with acid. Seems fair. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	boyorbeast 2021-02-14 11:41 pm UTC (link)
	That really makes pimples disappear? Or just makes them invisible? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	gfweasley 2021-02-15 12:34 am UTC (link)
	Other than the side effects I've mentioned above, we've had these products around for over 15 years and haven't had any issues. So you should have no patients? Unless someone alters them. Not recommended. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gfweasley 2021-02-15 12:44 am UTC (link)
	I can't promise that no one will misuse them, but my brother Ron had me put warnings on all products when he became co-owner. What doesn't do what we want it to do, is still in product development. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)