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george weasley ([info]gfweasley) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2021-02-14 16:50:00

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Entry tags:!: network post, marvel: tony stark, the untamed: jiang cheng, ₴ inactive: gar logan, ₴ inactive: george weasley, ₴ inactive: marina andrieski, ₴ inactive: nesta archeron

Whether you plan to stay in or go out today, WWW has you covered.

Staying in? Try our Patented Daydream Charm, which produces a very realistic daydream lasting for thirty minutes. Side effects of the product included drooling and/or dazed expression, so maybe try this one in the privacy of your bedroom.

Going out? Be secure in your eyelashes with our Everlasting Eyelashes or if you need a quick fix with some stubborn acne, try our Ten-Second Pimple Vanisher! Guaranteed results in ten seconds.

If you need a last minute gift, come see our selection of treats because tricks aren't all we sell.

Not sure why people keep asking about love potions, but we don't do that because consent is sexy. Make good choices, kids! And if you find yourself hungover in the morning, why not have one of our Pepper-Up potions on hand to chase those nasty symptoms away?

All in all, have a great day and thank you for giving Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes your money.



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[info]andrieski
2021-02-14 11:18 pm UTC (link)
I've been to the shop when I was in Texas on a terrible cruise.

But I appreciate the consent stuff. Do NOT need more creepy romcom behavior in my life.

I can also appreciate a sales pitch.

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[info]gfweasley
2021-02-15 12:10 am UTC (link)
Didn't know our shop was capable of traveling to other worlds!

It's a mutually beneficial relationship to be advertised - customers come buy things to make their day better and I take their money.

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[info]andrieski
2021-02-15 12:23 am UTC (link)
More we were traveling on a dangerous cruise that was trying to turn us into robots, but it's not a big deal. But I'm pretty sure world travel for belongings in hold hat in these sorts of settings.

A fair point.

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[info]gfweasley
2021-02-15 12:30 am UTC (link)
The more I learn about different worlds, the stranger it gets. I knew it was possible for our things to show up here, but not in places where we weren't.

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[info]andrieski
2021-02-15 12:37 am UTC (link)
I think there were Weasleys. I don't really remember. Either way, it was more like we went to your world? We all got wands and sorted. It was interesting. Stole a lot of shit from the library at Hogwarts. Basically the best part of it.

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(no subject) - [info]gfweasley, 2021-02-15 12:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]andrieski, 2021-02-15 12:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gfweasley, 2021-02-15 12:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]andrieski, 2021-02-15 01:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gfweasley, 2021-02-15 05:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]andrieski, 2021-02-15 05:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gfweasley, 2021-02-15 06:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]andrieski, 2021-02-15 06:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gfweasley, 2021-02-15 06:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]andrieski, 2021-02-15 06:15 pm UTC

[info]nesta
2021-02-14 11:34 pm UTC (link)
We've had a number of people ask about love potions as well, I offered instead to sell them potions that melt their insides with acid. Seems fair.

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[info]gfweasley
2021-02-15 12:11 am UTC (link)
Wow, people are awful. Very much hope that their organs are melted. :)

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[info]nesta
2021-02-15 01:17 am UTC (link)
That's a universal truth, and I was tempted to do it myself. :)

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[info]gfweasley
2021-02-15 05:41 pm UTC (link)
Don't let a silly thing like the law stop you.

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[info]boyorbeast
2021-02-14 11:41 pm UTC (link)
That really makes pimples disappear? Or just makes them invisible?

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[info]gfweasley
2021-02-15 12:11 am UTC (link)
Gone like they were never there in the first place!

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[info]needleworking
2021-02-15 12:16 am UTC (link)
As a healer, I've got to ask - are there any side effects to any of these I should be looking out for?

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[info]gfweasley
2021-02-15 12:34 am UTC (link)
Other than the side effects I've mentioned above, we've had these products around for over 15 years and haven't had any issues.

So you should have no patients? Unless someone alters them. Not recommended.

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[info]needleworking
2021-02-15 12:41 am UTC (link)
Thank you. We have medicines and whatnot where I'm from, but nothing quite like what you've described.

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[info]gfweasley
2021-02-15 12:44 am UTC (link)
I can't promise that no one will misuse them, but my brother Ron had me put warnings on all products when he became co-owner.

What doesn't do what we want it to do, is still in product development.

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[info]needleworking
2021-02-15 12:46 am UTC (link)
Anything can be misused by someone foolish. It would hardly be your fault, given that there are warnings on your products. I'm glad to hear of it, though. Just in case. This holiday appears to bring out a lot of -- exaggerated emotions.

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(no subject) - [info]gfweasley, 2021-02-15 12:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]needleworking, 2021-02-15 12:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gfweasley, 2021-02-15 05:38 pm UTC

[info]zidian
2021-02-15 12:43 am UTC (link)
Do eyelashes frequently fall off in your world?

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[info]gfweasley
2021-02-15 12:47 am UTC (link)
Some people like elongating them to look more seductive.

But also, yes. We tend to test the products on ourselves first.

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[info]zidian
2021-02-15 01:17 am UTC (link)
I hope we'll get a warning before you show up somewhere suddenly without eyelashes.

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[info]wwx
2021-02-15 02:19 am UTC (link)
Would you miss his eyelashes, Jiang Cheng?

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(no subject) - [info]zidian, 2021-02-15 02:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wwx, 2021-02-15 03:06 am UTC
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[info]gfweasley
2021-02-15 05:42 pm UTC (link)
I'll think about it.

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(no subject) - [info]zidian, 2021-02-15 06:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gfweasley, 2021-02-15 06:33 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]gfweasley, 2021-02-16 02:28 pm UTC
GEORGE, FRED, & TONY.
[info]knightish
2021-02-16 03:06 am UTC (link)
You two have the ability to create magical fireworks, don't you?

Not an item you'd generally sell in your store, I'm sure. If a guy wanted to purchase some however, would that be doable? If yes, what kind of time/cost are we looking at?

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Re: GEORGE, FRED, & TONY.
[info]gfweasley
2021-02-16 03:33 am UTC (link)
We have a full line of them called Explosive Enterprises, actually. We started with our original set called Weasleys' Wildfire Whiz-bangs, but have expanded since. We offer a variety of options that fit most budgets.

It takes as long as it takes you to get down to our store. We're open [business hours] and located at [address].

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GEORGE, FRED, & TONY.
[info]knightish
2021-02-16 03:39 am UTC (link)
How about customized fireworks? Say for a proposal.

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Re: GEORGE, FRED, & TONY.
[info]gfweasley
2021-02-16 03:44 am UTC (link)
We can do customizations. The fireworks during the Lunar New Year was us, another customization.

We need a quick ten minute consultation with you to get an idea of what you want and price and timeline to get it back to you will depend on what you want.

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GEORGE, FRED, & TONY. - [info]knightish, 2021-02-16 03:52 am UTC
Re: GEORGE, FRED, & TONY. - [info]gfweasley, 2021-02-16 04:31 am UTC
GEORGE, FRED, & TONY. - [info]knightish, 2021-02-16 04:39 am UTC
Re: GEORGE, FRED, & TONY. - [info]gfweasley, 2021-02-16 02:29 pm UTC
GEORGE, FRED, & TONY. - [info]knightish, 2021-02-18 03:23 am UTC


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