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thalia. (childofzeus) wrote in valloic,
@ 2023-02-14 15:34:00

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I'd like to request your weirdest Valentine's Day stories, let's see what you all have got.

[ BIG THREE ]

I know neither of you have your significant others here right now, and I'm in whatever weird flux state I am, sooooo pizza and movies tonight?

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weirdseer
2023-02-14 11:19 pm UTC (link)

Not my story specifically, but a friend of mine from my former Church group. We were like 13 at the time, and it was Valentines day gathering. My friend really like this guy in the group, and he really liked her too. When he found out he liked her too, he wanted to get her flowers for Valentines. But we were 14 and at a church. He ended up "finding" and giving flowers that arrived for a funeral the next day, and the flowers had a card that said "Sorry for your loss." He hadn't noticed the card before he gave them to her.

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	childofzeus 2023-02-14 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	Amazing. 10/10. Starting out very strong, Roz. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	weirdseer 2023-02-14 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	Happy to contribute! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	childofzeus 2023-02-15 03:30 pm UTC (link)
	Did they still get together? Or did the funeral flowers kill the vibes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	weirdseer 2023-02-15 06:02 pm UTC (link)
	For two weeks or so? It was all very dramatic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	childofzeus 2023-02-15 06:05 pm UTC (link)
	Epic tragedy. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	badasswings 2023-02-15 12:16 am UTC (link)
	I just watched a woman purchase a pint, only to take it to the other end of the bar and dump it on her boyfriend who was here with another woman. This night is messy. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	childofzeus 2023-02-15 03:30 pm UTC (link)
	Honestly, dude's lucky all he got was a beer over the head. Though please keep those stories coming, I am here for the mess. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	theghostking 2023-02-15 12:26 am UTC (link)
	Request all you want but I don't have anything to share even if I wanted to. [Big Three] Even if I did he could deal. But yea that sounds good with me. Can we do horror? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	childofzeus 2023-02-15 03:31 pm UTC (link)
	BOO. [ BIG THREE ] I'm good with horror. Anything specific you wanted to watch? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theghostking 2023-02-25 04:48 am UTC (link)
	blame limited experience! [Big Three] Nothing where the animal dies? I think there's one called Bloody Valentine if you want to keep it some what on theme of the day (Reply to this) (Parent)

	nolawitch 2023-02-15 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	I had attitude as a teenager so one year I created a revenge service for scorned lovers. High school drama is so dumb but I did make bank for 15 years old. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	childofzeus 2023-02-15 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	Did you come up with the revenge yourself? Or just do what they wanted you to do? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nolawitch 2023-02-15 07:40 pm UTC (link)
	I let like two people choose, decided that was a bad idea, and came up with the revenge ideas myself like toilet papering cars. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	childofzeus 2023-02-15 07:45 pm UTC (link)
	Probably the smart call, that probably would have escalated way too fast. Still, that definitely has to go down in the Valentines Hall of Fame. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nolawitch 2023-02-15 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	No, it was definitely a fun way to spend it. Much better than the year my date took me to the zoo because "animals humping" was how he got in the mood. I went home and celebrated alone with ice cream after that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	childofzeus 2023-02-15 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	NGL, if Artemis ever heard some guy say that she'd probably have turned him into a jackalope on the spot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nolawitch 2023-02-15 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	It would have been an improvement! As it was, the animals were not feeling the love that evening but I loved that for them. Live your best lazy lives. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	childofzeus 2023-02-15 07:54 pm UTC (link)
	Also fun to imagine that they were doing it specifically to spite him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nolawitch 2023-02-15 07:56 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. "You want to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel? This is ittttt." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	childofzeus 2023-02-15 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	Approved. This is now the official record of what happened that day. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nolawitch 2023-02-15 08:05 pm UTC (link)
	I knew I liked warthogs for a reason. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	makeastand 2023-02-16 02:08 am UTC (link)
	They're never really Valentine's Day related, it's always just some weird stuff happening to us that happens on that day (Reply to this) (Thread)

	childofzeus 2023-02-16 02:11 am UTC (link)
	I'm very disappointed in you. (Reply to this) (Parent)