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It's been "exactly one whole ass month" (in my wife's words), and today is the day we get to celebrate our sweet baby, Finn, turning ONE YEAR OLD!

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Everyone should have gotten their invites for the party on Darla today, but anyone can feel free to stop by! We're running from noon to four o'clock, and there'll be lunch, cake, and a lot of fun but safe activities - including a baby-sized bounce house, a ball pit, and a seriously insane amount of bubbles. 🫧🫧🫧🤗

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Did anyone else wake up to a depressing clown painting randomly on their wall? And then the depressing clown coming to life after you stared at it in horror for too long? Or was that just me?

The worst part is I can't even be mad because all I feel is sad. Well, he's following me everywhere I go now, so that's actually the worst part, but the sad is up there.

This is definitely going on the 'Not Cool, Vallo, Not Cool' list.

They're both gone. Leon and Chris.

If you research people figure out that whatever is sending people back and forth has a face, let me know because I have to fucking punch it somehow.

Filter: Daud & Iris (separately)

I need a break from work for a few days.

TEXTS TO ATREUS. (sent earlier in the day.)

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Not to brag, but in exactly one whole ass month we're celebrating the fact that we've kept this little gremlin alive for a whole ass year: ( cut for image! )

Anyway, Adora and I have done a lot of trial-and-error smash cakes so I think we're ready for that part. We haven't hashed out party details or anything yet, but obviously friends and anyone else here with their own gremlins are invited. Probably something outside of Darla? We have Big Cats to pet? And not in that fucking Joe Exotic way, that guy can choke.

The sun not setting makes being an early riser its own kind of painful this morning. Even with the curtains closed, I'm not sure I got all that much sleep last night so I apologize if you have to interact with me between bouts of coffee today.

This is weird, yeah? Hasn't happened before? I've been here two years and nothing like this has happened before, outside of Moon Day. And that's, you know, the opposite of this.

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Hey out there, Network People. I heard I should introduce myself here. I'm Liam, I've been here about a week, and I haven't posted because - technology, that's new. But I think I've got the hang of it now, and Violet says you guys like pictures of cool things, so here's one.



I don't usually get to paint them, but you guys have craft stores that are pretty awesome. I spent almost all of my DOA stipend there, so that probably means it's time I get a job. Who's got good work recommendations for a dragon-less dragon rider?

[Posted after all the fighting is over and done with]

Ha! You guys all thought I was fucking crazy, but eat it. I knew I'd find her. Never doubt the Orcot Gut Instincts.

Welcome home, Revy, you crazy bitch. I'll be waiting at the apartment for you with a couple of bloody steaks, a case of beer, and a bottle of the best rum I can find.

[Catradora]

Hey, Kate's been watching Chris for like a week. You guys mind taking over tonight while Rev and I get reacquainted?

Did anyone else make it through? Is anyone else in the middle of the forest? There's a group of us here, but we're still trying to figure out where exactly we are.

I know we hate these fucking portals, but there better be one because there is not a chance in the hells that both my fiance and sister disappeared right in front of me and it can't be fixed.

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No place better to start a list.

Gilmore
Adaine
Kellach
Kara
Keith
Shiro
Atreus
Kratos
Orym
Chetney
Kit
Cayden
Eli
Kaitlyn
Ronan
Matthew
Lan Xichen
Temeraire
Violet S
Henry
Sydney
Katou
El

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A lot of strange things have happened to me lately but magical kidnapping is definitely new.

That's it, I've decided: witchy powers are not for me. I lost my temper at some jerk at the dog park for a fraction of a second, and I set a bush on fire! But the worst part is that I couldn't even put it out because I couldn't figure out how!

Good thing Krypto still has freeze breath and was able to take care of it.

And now I really want a hot brownie with ice cream. Is this swappiness over yet? I'm tired.

Okay, I feel like I'm kind of getting the hang of this now. Still feels really weird for my whole body to stretch or shrink or whatever, but it's much more fun when it's something I can actually control.

ALSO - Happy Pi Day to the math geeks. And if you're not a math geek, it looks like it's also National Potato Chip Day in America, so celebrate and get yourself a bag of chips.



(By the way, Leon, you win best grumpy face.)

Who normally has black wings and is fast enough to keep up with small fae children? Because I think I have your power now and I'm not sorry, but I'm using it to play tag with Kosmo and Kipp.

(Tag over on the beach, if anyone wants to blow off work and come play with us. Shiro.)

Oh well this is fun! Wonder how long I can keep this up. If anyone needs me, I'll be doing naked push ups.