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I just wanted to check in and see how you were doing.

All right, let me tell You something. Perfuma -- she's my new best friend. Did you KNoW? She's great, just great. Actually, nO. You're all great. This place, Vallo, it's like a dream sometimes. One of the good ones. Not one of the creepy prophetic ones, but A GOOD DREAM.


Thanks for having me here, it's really nice

texts to wanda;

» I know sorry doesn't mean much when it comes to this type of loss, but I am sorry you're having to deal with it.
» If there is anything I can do, please let me know.

Right so uh - fun fact? Maybe? You can get high on the mushrooms. Not so fun fact? So can everything else.

Could kind of use a couple extra fliers out here. Guess some small wyvern like creatures on this family's farm decided to eat the attacking mushrooms and now they're all high as shit. Literally and figuratively. Red and I have been trying to corral them in the air so they don't get too far from home while under the influence but there's like thirty of them and it's getting a little dicey.

Heads up if you head over though that a couple of them are getting a little aggressive too and been trying to snap at us but it's nothing too crazy.

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While I can't say I'm entirely displeased by the overnight additions to my garden it is still a little disconcerting how things appear from thin air on the whims of a magic that none of us know how it works. I can't imagine getting used to all that anytime soon.

So there’s a lot of things I don’t know about, in the grand scheme of things, but I really feel like I’d have heard that there was a tenth realm on the Yggdrasil.

You know? Feels like that might have come up before. Once, twice… you know. Sometime!

filtered to: atreus, angrboda, freya, keith, kratos, shiro
You're invited to Christmas in name only because half of us are heathens (with love) and gods and the other half don't actually celebrate Christmas but who would really turn down an excuse to eat way too much food Christmas dinner.

Sunday, 5pm.
Ugly Christmas sweaters optional for everyone but Keith (with love).

[FREYA]

Freya.

Hey guys. So uh, first thing on the docket is that the Sanctuary Fundraiser Event will be next weekend! All day on the 10th we'll have a Solstice-themed fundraiser festival here, come on by! Pet the animals! Donate to a good cause! Get.. spanked?

Speaking of! We're currently looking for um, a designated spanker for the spanking booth Oh my gods why did we. It pays $500, no creepers allowed, and includes a lunch and breaks. So! That's a thing! That came up with when we were drinking and apparently, it raised a lot of money for Silniara Coven at their festival a few years ago, so now we have to do it, I guess! If you're looking to make a little money and get to spank willing people, inquire within.

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TEXTS TO FREYA

» I was on my way to see how you were doing with this cold snap, and then I got attacked by squirrels.
» How are you? Texts might be better.

Bloody hell, I can't believe I'm Any mums around have recommendations for insomnia? I tried the bath thing and I fell asleep in there and nearly drowned so I'm calling that one a wash. Music doesn't really calm me. It just makes me want to dance. Do those odd pillows really work or is that just capitalist propaganda?

Anyway, I miss fighting. Who wants to arm wrestle a tired and perpetually sober insomniac? I might fall asleep on you and if I do, you had better leave me to my nap.

The Sanctuary just feels sad and quiet right now. The animals all got to reap the benefits of eating pumpkins though, and Lance posted the cutest video about it on our tiktok.

Speki is sus about the one the kids carved for her, though. Or maybe she was just mad because we wouldn't let her stomp on it before Samhain.

We're planning a Solstice event next month if Vallo cooperates, so save any winter donations for then! Adopt-an-animal and photoshoots with them will be part of the donation incentives. In the meantime if you need a pick-me-up, this is Puzzle the Tree Kangaroo, he has a hurt back foot and was?? is Franci's favorite.

I can say that the last thing I expected yesterday was to walk out of my home and end up somewhere else entirely. Or at least I assume it was somewhere else entirely as I don't remember the woods around my home looking the way they did, having such a large house, and a strange small man dressed all in green screeching about his gold and trying to kill me.

I suppose the moral of the story is to stop having expectations of normal days here.

filtered to atreus.
Thank for bringing Franci and Faye by the other day, it was nice to meet them.

I think this is where I'm supposed to post this? If it's not, I'm sorry.

I'm Henry and I'm new here. I'm not really sure how I got here, or why, but I guess I live here now? At least, that's kind of the impression I got from the people who came and got me. At least they gave me a place to stay. Also I got to meet a good friend of mine I haven't seen in a while and her not-boyfriend, so that's a plus.

I'm not good at these introduction posts...

ATTENTION SINGLE PEOPLE.

How many of you are out there, and are you looking to potentially be not single, or at least have a few drinks and meet new people?

I am looking into the possibility of hosting the next speed dating event, and want to figure out if there's any interest in it.

For those of you who are concerned that a Norse goddess who grew up in a dome in the Apocalypse who ended up with one of the other people stuck in there (shock) and has never had to really date in her life, has no business hosting a dating event, no worries. I'm supplying the space and alcohol, and bringing in someone who knows what they're doing to consult on the actual event logistics.

Please advise.

Reports of the hole in my chest have been greatly exaggerated. Maybe. I don't know what father and Lance told everyone. Just know it's going to be a really nice scar and I'm going to tattoo Jörmungandr around the jagged edges. Or get Ronan to do it because it's in an inconvenient location.

Thank you to everybody that helped out at the Sanctuary while I was uh, unconscious. I had a little something sent to you guys this morning! I'm on bed rest??? light duty for the next-- Freya, how long am I on light duty? Until the hole uh, fully heals, I guess. Which shouldn't take too long! Score one upside to my godly physique.

[OOC: Sanctuary volunteers that helped out with the animals and stuff during all of the Darkness & whatnot are getting a baked goods basket! Full of pastries and muffins and breads and a few cronuts. It was delivered by a very pleasant gnome woman who may try to become your new grandma.]

If Vallo could please not have anything dramatic happen in the next week with the Magic Department's fearless leader now gone that would be great. Bonnie, I think this means you're now it.

Anyway, Thurvishar was an amazing lead and an even better mentor. He always knew how to talk to anyone who came to us with questions or ideas or complaints or at least seemed like he did. I hope he's doing better back home, but honestly? It always seems like its 50/50 on if Vallo is better than anyone's world.

This message is for Defense and anyone that cares about staying alive, I do not care to attempt filters right now.

There are large and dangerous creatures in the darkness, likely more deadly than most of the things you have faced in the past. If you are not prepared to fight them, I suggest you stay in safe zones.

Atreus was gravely injured fighting one this morning, but he is under appropriate care, thankfully. Lance, he will live. If you wish to see him, he is at Freya's home.

So I drank the Kool-Aid and settled in a bit, but I have a few questions.

1. Is Athena here?
2. What's the deal with gods around here? Are they the vengeful types or the nice kind? Because I definitely hit Athena's parked ca-
3. What kind of sacrifice do you think Athena would like? I feel like burning a book in her honor would be the opposite of what she would want.
4. Is Vallo City kind of it as far as cities go? Haven't gotten a lot of clear answers on that.

Observations:
1. Don't mix your magical weed gummies with alcohol. That causes seizures and you might temporarily die?
2. The Vorerra are kind of jerks. Possibly evil? Unsure. Impeccable dress sense, kind of want a couple of their MILFs to step on me.