vallo

I do not know why I was graced with such a bounty yesterday, but I decided to that I needed this device called a Nespresso, something that I have been told is a "gaming system," as well as a fantastic hammock and an inflatable hot tub! I am not sure why I was compelled to purchase such things, but I believe they will come in quite useful.

Did anyone else find themselves with sudden wealth and an urge to purchase the most random assortment of things?

[Emmeline Vance]

How are you doing, darling?

[Eliot Waugh]

I do hope you returned home and slept well last night. When would you like to practice again?

[Eleanor Shellstrop]

It has been quite a while since I have seen you. Are things well?

» Are you well?
» I saw an isolated lightning storm over the water this morning.
» I can only assume that was your doing?

EMMELINE + FANDRAL

HE HAD CERTAINLY GONE ABOVE AND BEYOND IN DELIVERING ON HER REQUEST OF "CHARMING AND PRETTY."

WHAT: Shameless flirting.
WHERE: Lux.
WHEN: Friday, May 14th; evening.
WARNINGS: Slightly saucy, nothing too explicit.
STATUS: Complete!
( Read more... )

I was hoping we would be too drunk to remember, but apparently I promised I would at least try to learn how to use a sword.

Anyone teaching and, if so, are you interested in alternative payment arrangements? Interpret that how you will.

It's Friday, I'm no longer stuck in ancient times, and no one I care about is currently in danger (please don't take that as a challenge anyone). I'm going out tonight. Drinks, dancing, karaoke. Who wants to join me? Extra bonus points if you're charming and pretty.

[Darcy Lewis]

After sufficiently annoying Loki with thanks, I believe it is now time that I give you mine.

You did not have to assist in caring for me while we were trapped in that ancient civilization after I was injured, but you did, and for that I am eternally grateful. You are a good woman, Darcy Lewis, and I am lucky to call you friend.

Once I am fully healed, would you care to join me for dinner at my cottage? It is the least that I can do.

[Thor Odinson]

Thank you for staying with me last night.

I know we're all exhausted from this fun little misadventure we just experienced, but breakfast potluck at the Barnes-Ulric place Wednesday morning. Bring whatever dish you want. List ingredients for people that might have allergies. Bring a chair if you can, otherwise there's a good chance you're sitting on whatever flat surface is available.

And if you can't make it because you're too injured or busy fixing the people that are injured, let me know. I'll deliver plates or will make sure one gets to you. I just thought it might be nice to see everyone again. Y'know, alive and mostly whole.

You gotta shower at least ten times before you come here though, if you were stuck in the past these last ten days. That is a rule my nose won't compromise on.

WHO: Fandral & Thor
WHERE: Vallo: New Asgard - Fandral's Cottage
WHEN: May 10th, 2021
WHAT: Fandral's back and Thor is relieved. Also, feelings? Nah. Let's live in denial for a little longer.
WARNINGS: Death Talk
STATUS: Complete

( 'Do I look like I would have given them a hard time?' )

So, I was minding my own business and going for a nice little jaunt through the woods and I hate to ~alarm~ you all or drag you from your enjoyment of thwarting assassination attempts, beast slaying and whatever kind of freaky Ye Olde Valloe stuff you've been up to but there are apparently dragons here.

Specifically, a GIANT DRAGON ATTACKING A VILLAGE. Giant-giant, for the record. Huge. Maybe not quite apocalyptic dragon, but worryingly large nonetheless.

[a handwritten "note" of gibberishy scrawl that ends in ink just being dragged across the page]

[ written into her journal about an hour after arrival ]

Hello?

Is anyone seeing this?

Hey if you are, who all woke up somewhere entirely else today? Can we get a bit of a role call or something going? I'm here with Baz, Genya, and Alex.


private to josie and lizzie:
Check in please? You both okay?

» I suspect asking this will be a moot point.
» But are you all right?
» What do you need?

[Failed Fandral/Thor]

[OOC: Pretend this is a video with no sound.]

WHO: Fandral & Thor
WHERE: Vallo: New Asgard - Fandral's Cottage
WHEN: March 5th, 2021 (Backdated)
WHAT: Angst over a friend being sent back and their place in the universe.
WARNINGS: Talk of Death, Excessive Drinking, Depression
STATUS: Complete

( There were things he could say with the mead swimming around in his system, but instead he stayed quiet and just let the moment settle around him. )

Thanks to my uncle, Ásynja Meadery is looking to expand into the ale business. We've been working on developing several ales for our first lineup, but I'd like to get feedback from the public before we make it available to sell.

So those of you who have been with me from the beginning (new people still welcome!), you know what time it is.

I'm looking for a handful of volunteers who could be available tomorrow evening to try our new ales and provide feedback.

I do not understand the music that I have been hearing everywhere I go today, but apparently the woman singing is tired of being blonde and it is making me consider changing my hair colour, as well. Why not? I have looked this way for hundreds upon hundreds of years, perhaps it is time for a change.

I thought that I'd be used to hearing a song on repeat in my head - been there, done that - but hearing it until I fell asleep last night and then randos walking in the city, on my way to work, getting my lunch, Mrs. B, sing it at me, I realize that no, I'm not used to it. I still hate this. This is relentlessly annoying.

No Zeppelin this time, but at least this isn't the screeching that Lucifer was doing.

Can alcohol wash this crap away?

uhhhhhhhhhhh in the wise words of Jake Peralta, coolcoolcoolcool no doubt no doubt So you're telling me that I missed Murder Turkeys AND I get out of all of my school loan debt? What Is there a casino here? I feel like I need to gamble on my luck. Am I allowed to Avengers Assemble NOW?

[OOC: Vague spoilers/references to some WandaVision stuff inside.]