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Happy hunting, all! If you require the assistance of Thori, let us know and I will send him over. And don't mind the Statesman if you see it flying around. It's steering clear of goo monsters.

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( text messages to jacob stone )

[ELIOT WAUGH]

Do not make plans for Friday evening, darling, if you haven't already. I have a reservation booked for us and I think you will enjoy it.

I am also in need of your help finding something to wear for your friend's birthday.

Added later: ...would I be able to stay with you at your cottage for a few nights?

[DARCY LEWIS]

Thor reached out to me regarding what it is that we discussed the other day.

Alexis, I think I found one of your mother's wigs.

Castle Whitespire is back in business and the birthday bash on the 17th will go on as planned because fuck gremlins and their chaos ways. Remember to dress sexy and, uh, anyone underage might want to leave by midnight. Or you will be forced to. :)

[ FILTERED TO BONNIE BENNETT ]
I know this is a big ask, but I need your help and am willing to compensate you in any way you want. But remember that book you had me translate from Safaitic? I need to look at it for a spell - a gender related one.

[DARCY LEWIS]

I know you are quite a busy woman these days, but would you be so kind as to make a bit of time for me? I am in need of your company.

The gremlins did quite the number on The Statesman. The outside took some damage from their reckless flying and the interior...has the remains of many torn apart gremlins clinging to the surfaces. I thank Thori for that.

I have cleaned it as best as I can, but there is still much to be done. If I could have some help cleaning it, I would pay handsomely as Vallo saw fit to gift me with some extra money. Or I will grill for you. Whatever appeals to you the most. This will take place tomorrow, as my muscles ache now and I do not want to see another Mr. Clean Magic Eraser for at least another 12 hours.

Has anyone heard from Agnes lately?

Does anyone know what these are?

( IC image under the cut! )

[FANDRAL]

Second date? [Date/time here]? Wear your Asgardian finest.

So now would be a great time for anyone to mention if they've been up to anything special. You know, the usual; summoning djinn, gaining new access to reality warping abilities beyond their control, that sort of thing.


[AMBROSE]

Assuming this isn't resolved right away, are we still good for tomorrow? No judgement if you'd prefer to reschedule.

[FANDRAL]

Still looking forward to what you have planned Saturday.

[PHYSICAL COTTAGE & FRIENDS]

If any of you know anything, now is the time to spill.

[JULIA WICKER]

Help. Help. Help. Help. Oh my god. The cramping. This can't be normal. Please tell me you can cure this. I have dates, plural, this weekend.

[SIRIUS & RASALAS BLACK]

So. I'm assuming it would be a bad idea to attempt the Animagus ritual while dealing with another transformation occurring simultaneously?

[THOR ODINSON]

Thank you again for the invitation to dinner last week. It was very nice to sit down and have a meal with everyone and I am sorry that I left ea, it rather felt like home.

[ELIOT WAUGH]

I do not know your feelings on the matter, but I suppose it is worth asking. Would you care to go out to dinner with me sometime? Perhaps we can also find something else to do. Dancing? Axe throwing? I am open to ideas.

[DARCY LEWIS]

How are you, Darcy? We should spend an afternoon together soon, if you have time.

TEXTS TO FANDRAL

» Hey, you.
» How have you been?

TEXTS TO DEAN

» Care to join me for some karaoke tomorrow night?
» This is Emme.
» Probably should have lead with that.

( text messages to darcy lewis )

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( text message to fandral )

It seems like you blink and half the year is gone, despite the number of ups and downs we've faced as a community. Those very challenges bring us closer together, though, and you may look beside you and smile at people you would have never known had you not arrived in this place. I've only been here around eight months and I've both made some amazing new friendships and experienced things I would've thought were restricted to stories. I like it here and I'll be honest - if it's true that I won't remember Vallo if or when I leave, that makes me a little bit sad. Maybe it's a good reminder that we act on things while we can.

NAT
Got a minute?

[ FILTERED TO FRIENDS & FAMILY ]
The Statesman has shown up on the coast of New Asgard. Its flight capabilities do not seem to be working, but all other systems appear to be. If anyone wishes to come take full stock of the ship with me tomorrow, your help would be welcomed and compensated with some of Torunn's summer mead and takeout.

Also, I was hoping to host a family dinner sometime next week. All of you are invited. If you wish for a certain night, please let me know. As of now I'm thinking Wednesday evening.

[DARCY LEWIS]

Hello, Miss Lewis. I do hope you are well and enjoyed the rest of the festivities on Saturday evening.

[...]

Just out of curiosity, have you heard from Thor at all?

[ELIOT WAUGH]

Would you care to come over this evening or tomorrow?

So I woke up, and the mandrake leaf I've been holding in my mouth for the past two weeks is gone. Like, one hundred percent nowhere to be found.

...How bad do we think this is to accidentally ingest? Scale of one to ten?

I probably ought to be questioning why so many of us ended up with a small windfall of cash from an unknown source, but that didn't stop me from buying this.

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A North German military rapier, circa 1630. It's beautifully detailed and worth every penny. A perfect way to start up my weapons collection here. Maybe the powers that be will be so kind as to give me the rest of my collection from home like they gave me my parakeet earlier in the month.