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[Filtered To Veronica And Dick]

Are you guys okay if I sit this Atlantis thing out? I'll go if you really want me to, but I think I'll pass. I've been to Atlantis back home, and it just reminds me of things I'd rather not remember.

I am of the opinion that if Wyatt Earp knew I had been taken down by bunnies, I would not hear the end of it. Then again, the same could be said of any Earp I know. That being said, any Earp that comes here is never to know. Additionally, who is willing to come get me out of this hospital because I am tired of all the lights flashing in my eyes and lack of sleep and I cannot be held accountable for my actions if I stay a moment longer.

Anyone else hearing people talk about a bigger rabbit? Dropped off some bounties near the Quills and overheard a few things. Not sure if it's just talk or there's any weight to it.

There should NOT be killer bunnies. Bunnies are supposed to be adorable fluffy cutie pies. Not...whatever these are.

Is anyone in need of a rescue?

Pros of Vallo so far : fam showers, soft bed, food, forest, Klaus Hargreeves.
Cons of Vallo so far : bunnies.

I don't know why I was even surprised to begin with. Always vigilant is part of our motto. It just doesn't specify bunnies.

It hurts to say this, but I've just received a report that there a vicious bunnies in the forest. They will attack. They're moving in groups and destroyed at least one farmers livestock. Everyone please be careful. Team B is on patrol and I'm hoping for more information soon.

Thank you, Monty Python. Drinking should be allowed at work.

[ DC ]
We have a Waverider! According to Gideon, we can't breach space or jump time, but the ship is here.

I guess with my ancestral home appearing on the edge of the city, and all the necessary stuff going through for me to do a magic act in a nightclub (just a magic act, not really my own - most of mine is verbal and in a club it's a little more difficult to be heard, so I'll be relying on colors and loops and swoops), that means I'll be staying awhile, probably? Go figure.

But the club is called Fireflies and I'll be there Wednesday-Sunday nights, come out and see me sometime.


( hazel )

I know a lot of us are dealing with power issues, but I want to thank everyone who came out Saturday and made Ásynja Meadery's opening a success. I am pleased to report guests only went a little crazy with the knives and axe throwing earlier in the evening.

Not exactly where I thought I'd find myself, but considering nothing's been going as planned for a while now, I guess that's to be expected.

My name is Dick Grayson. I hear there's a form of law enforcement here. I'd like to talk to someone involved.

A GOOSE just stole my fucking LUNCH MONEY and my joint. Holy middle school flashbacks batman.


THIS MEANS WAR, MOTHERFUCKERS

I went out and bought a camera today. Not the same as the one that I have back home, but I miss being able to take pictures. Even though I got set up on one of the defense teams with the DOA, it'll be nice to have a side gig, too.

That being said, back home, I was an investigative photo journalist, and I've also done professional photoshoots, so if anyone ever needs any photography work done, feel free to let me know. Hopefully, by the end of this week, I can get myself set up with some sort of portfolio.

Anyone maybe up for modeling for me for some shots? I can pay anyone for their time. In money, pizza, or booze.

I...don't think we're in Kansas anymore. Not gonna lie, I've always wanted to say that. And you know? It was everything I thought it'd be.

Hello everyone, I'm Veronica. And I'm still not entirely convinced this isn't a dream.

If we can't swear, I think drinks at the Crossed Quills might be in order, instead.

PERCY

I need your help getting my brother drunk and hiding his boots later.

Between the lack of tobacco others mentioned previously and the oddities around the cursing today, it makes me wonder if the magic of this world is overly concerned with people's vices.

CALEB & GILMORE

Gilmore, normally I keep these magical musings to just Caleb, but I thought there might be a chance you'd have some insight. I hope you don't mind me including you.

I had heard of items back home that would negate sensitivity to sunlight. The methods I've taken so I can traverse around during waking hours have been fine, but it would be good to have other options. I don't have any of these items here, obviously, but I found at least one book in my tower that has some vague mentioning of an enchantment. I suspect it will require a lot of components on my end as well as time and tinkering, but I suppose what I am asking is whether or not either of you would be interested in a side project.

CALEB

I have another favor to ask only of you, but I'm afraid it isn't relating to magic.

I appreciate that there's both a government (?) facility and a 'welcome to the universe' video, to sort of ease someone into the idea that they've been spirited away to another dimension. Where I come from, it wasn't exactly calm and peaceful but this is a whole other thing - guess I better introduce myself, at least.

I'm Zatanna. I grew up in the circus and now I love the stage, and I turn the cards on occasion. The small person with me is Leo, he'll be three in October. On Halloween, which is pretty par the course when you're born a Constantine.

So who wants to fill me in on what this island is really like?

Ty?

This is getting to be an annoyingly frequent occurrence. So what's the story? How do I get home? Do I have to find Papa Legba and soul search some more? Or is this more superpowers shit? Nico? Karolina? Gert?

I'm very confused. If this is the afterlife, which I still don't bloody believe is even a thing, who thought that welcome video was a good idea? Am I in hell?

I find myself without any tobacco at this juncture and I was wondering if anyone else was experiencing the same displeasure.