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[Lucifer, Rory, Roz]

Torunn's throwing her Yule party/Vineyard official opening on the Winter Solstice, so not that date, but Yule is one of the few witchy celebrations that I even bother with anymore.

Do you guys want to do something small as a family on the 22 or the 23? Maybe invite some others to join us or it can be just us?

Hey guys. So uh, first thing on the docket is that the Sanctuary Fundraiser Event will be next weekend! All day on the 10th we'll have a Solstice-themed fundraiser festival here, come on by! Pet the animals! Donate to a good cause! Get.. spanked?

Speaking of! We're currently looking for um, a designated spanker for the spanking booth Oh my gods why did we. It pays $500, no creepers allowed, and includes a lunch and breaks. So! That's a thing! That came up with when we were drinking and apparently, it raised a lot of money for Silniara Coven at their festival a few years ago, so now we have to do it, I guess! If you're looking to make a little money and get to spank willing people, inquire within.

( Unfiltered but cut for potential Ragnarok spoilers, and there probably will be spoilers in comments! )

[ GROUP TEXTS: RORY, LUCIFER, and ?? other players' choice on accidental selection from Ella's contacts ]

» be xareefukl
» rroycs congtagiouys
» contaghioius
» contagious

EVERYONE PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THIS MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

Jackie Daytona, American Yankee Doodle Dandy, salt of the earth, volleyball aficionado, and, he would want me to stress this because it is the most important part, REGULAR HUMAN BARTENDER is now.........A POTTED PLANT

ALSO PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THIS NEXT PART BECAUSE IT IS PERHAPS MORE IMPORTANT THAN WHAT I JUST SAID

and I have been having a very passionate, intimate, and carnal affair with him!!!!!!!!!! Was it the blue jeans? The toothpick? His remarkable accent from Arizonya Arizon Aryzynya Arizoninaia a place? Or the sheer and absolute lust between us? We may never know, the hormones want what the hormones want and as we all know I am irresistible with my pheromones and my singing and my bosom and even though I had to talk of human things such as pizza and it being wine o'clock somewhere (the actual fuck that means, I do not know) and how leggings are in fact pants (??????????) NOW IT IS OVER BECAUSE HE IS A PLANT!!!!!!

I AM GRIEVING.

The dreamy nap was definitely nicer than the squirrels, but it did not work well with trying to keep an eye on the outside of Morningside. Are we still good in this part of the city?

General reminder to to everyone, but especially our defense teams, so stay warm out there. Stay in contact with each other and the DOA, stay in pairs if possible while we continue the search for a cause/solution. Don't make me come after you, I'm too cold to be effectively angry.

[Chocobros, Cloud, Tal, and LUXFolk]

I need to borrow $30,000.

It's better if you don't ask why, just place some trust in me.

We need more singles' events, maybe even monthly. I had a great time at the last one and it's been quiet since. Minus all the weird time stuff, sure, but I think that was kind of all a good thing, right? What I'm not going to do is suggest Vallo give us something bad or dangerous - I clearly mean we should come up with our own fun. You hear that, Big V?

[Cloud]

Hey spikes, come on, I'm dragging you out tonight. AND you'll fit in with all your leathers and frowns. It's perfect.

[Lux Crew]

Hey there, sorry you're all basically awesome and therefore I'm one of you now. Them's the rules. I'm bringing in someone I've forced to be my best friend. How can we make his first time at Lux something special?

Who wants to go to the night stuff at the Barns with me???
Cider and riding around in Baba Yaga sounds like a good way to spend an evening.

I'm not sure if I'm doing this right. How technology has changed in thirty or so years is amazing. I can barely use this phone and I'm at a complete loss on this laptop computer.

To Henry Townshend

Hello Henry. I just wanted to check and see how you were doing.

Oh I love when Vallo begins to feel like an episode of Maury.

The results are in and you lot are all mothers and fathers to be, congratulations! Free drinks at Lux tonight for 18+, Shirley Temples for the rest of you.

I've found myself lost this month, in all honesty. But through my friends and family, I haven't lived at the bottom of a barrel for most of this time. However, that will be changing this Halloween!

Well, er, nearly Halloween.

On October 29th, New Asgard will be celebrating this Halloween of yours in style. Loki would have called me pathetic for moping over him, so instead, I will be drinking over him! But in a good way! (I'm fine, Wanda, I promise.)

That is to say, all are invited to help our quiet little fishing village bring the seasonal spirits to life at the cliffs of New Asgard. From dusk to whatever time you feel like stumbling home, all are welcomed to come enjoy mead and a feast of traditional Asgardian fares. (Also non traditional fares, I have become fond of cheese puffs.)

Costumes required! See you there!

(I will be taking suggestions on costumes, please help me.)

[TEXT MESSAGES TO LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR]

» Status report: Speed dating went extremely well last night.
» Too bad you didn't join.

[TEXT MESSAGES TO KENZI MALIKOV]

» Coffee?
» I wrapped up my date and I need caffeine.

Murder Mansioners, drinks (and food) on me at Al's tonight and all this week. You more than fucking deserve it.

Hey, calling in from Enki offices. We're getting that weird magi-tech signal from the Void like we did last spring - chat feed and video, same as before. Please check for missing persons and report them to the DOA.

Chat feed is here for anyone who wants or needs to monitor it. Working on getting the video up.

UPDATE: Got the video feed up. Looks like a different place than last time.

UPDATE 2: Things just got worse for them. They're connected to at least two other places. One is Talos I, my old space station. The other is...I don't even know. It looks like a carnival of guns.

I didn't manage to get everyone into one big picture, but half the fun of this month is being able to dress up my menagerie of animals. Well, those willing anyway. Salem is still a big no.

( Cut for pic )

Is anyone else dressing up their animals?

ATTENTION SINGLE PEOPLE.

How many of you are out there, and are you looking to potentially be not single, or at least have a few drinks and meet new people?

I am looking into the possibility of hosting the next speed dating event, and want to figure out if there's any interest in it.

For those of you who are concerned that a Norse goddess who grew up in a dome in the Apocalypse who ended up with one of the other people stuck in there (shock) and has never had to really date in her life, has no business hosting a dating event, no worries. I'm supplying the space and alcohol, and bringing in someone who knows what they're doing to consult on the actual event logistics.

Please advise.

I now love today. It's been a lot, like a lot of a lot, but it's also been great so far and I haven't even hit the apartment yet.

I believe you guys - I watched the video twice, you can never get too many unexpected cinematic explosions 👏👏 - but I won't lie, there's a part of me that's still thinking this is just too cool to exist outside of a really trippy dream or not have some looming big catch that you wait to tell the newbies when they're settled in?

I'm going to have the time of my life in the meantime so tell me about a place or thing you think I should see or something I need to do. Frugally. I still have to figure out the job sitch.


[ IC EDIT ]

Whoops. Hi, I'm Ella. Forgot that part in the excitement.

Vallo saw fit to gift me the keys to Constantine's pocket dimension in hell that's shaped like his house. It's an old English manor that produces a new bottle of whisky every time you open the refrigerator, has a talking portrait of Aleister Crowley that may or may not contain his sould that won't shut up in the attack, and a giant wall of flames (hellfire?) out the front door.

Can one of you hell types come and tell me if I'm dealing with as it in Vallo? I'll pay you in whisky.