Sara Lance, Paragon (ofdestiny) wrote in valloic, @ 2022-09-01 18:18:00 |
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Entry tags: | !: network post, assassin's creed: evie frye, voltron: keith kogane, voltron: takashi shirogane, ₴ inactive: dream, ₴ inactive: lucifer morningstar, ₴ inactive: sara lance |
Vallo saw fit to gift me the keys to Constantine's pocket dimension in hell that's shaped like his house. It's an old English manor that produces a new bottle of whisky every time you open the refrigerator, has a talking portrait of Aleister Crowley that may or may not contain his sould that won't shut up in the attack, and a giant wall of flames (hellfire?) out the front door.
Can one of you hell types come and tell me if I'm dealing with as it in Vallo? I'll pay you in whisky.