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Is mead very good? I keep thinking about that and I'm so curious! And I kind of want to throw an axe now! I don't know that I'd be very good at it, but it just seems SO fun??

Also holy Froot Loops Pop-Tarts, James Rogers I hope this isn't SUPER embarrassing for you but someone thinks you're really [...] great! :))))))

Okay, like, announcements:

1. Six has been awesome and if you haven't seen it yet, get yourself to the theater for some culture and flashy costumes. Tomorrow's the last night!

2. Visiting Atlantis was luckily not a one-time thing! Our resident Atlantean Ambassador and Shirtless Model, Arthur Curry, has worked with the kingdom down below to broker an entrance to and from Atlantis. There's a checkpoint you'll need to meet at where you can basically get your fins and be escorted into the kingdom, and tech-savvy people are going to work on underwater communications, but it's like totally this beautiful unification of two dolphins forming a heart shape so no one should ruin it by being all "I want to speak to the manager." Just enjoy it for what it is.

3a. To celebrate this momentous occasion, if you spend $10 at Rose Apothecary for any purchase, you receive a free glitter pot! This glitter is biodegradable and cruelty-free. It also comes out with a dab of olive oil and a cotton pad, so if you want to incorporate it into your sexy body paint activities, be aware. See Klaus Hargreeves for details.

3b. I need an iced golden ginger coconut milk drink immediately.

That's all! Have a super great Saturday out there, Vallo~

Oh my Honey Buns, friends!! Listen, I have, and I mean this absolutely truly, some of the MOST talented friends!! I know you've all seen Ronan's art, or maybe you've gotten a reading from Adam, but today I'm going to brag on Blue who makes, and again I mean this absolutely truly, some of the COOLEST things!! :)))))))

( There is so much joy in my heart right now yes these are more photos just fyi )

So whether you struggle to keep a plant alive (which is totally okay!!) or just want a little friend to brighten your day, stop by the market!! We can make deliveries too! But that just takes a little bit more time because we have to schedule it. I like doing them though, because then I get to see people who might not be able to make it out! :)))))))))

( Too bad I can't take this sassy jerk out with me! )

Hey y'all! You don't know me, but I don't want to be a stranger in Morningside. I'm Eric Bittle! You can call me Bitty, everyone else does. Except my mama who—nevermind!

The video was very informative, and the DOA staff were just the sweetest in getting me set up here, even if I think y'all should be nicer with your fight clubs. Goodness those black eyes were just awful looking to have at work! But no one mentioned how I can get another oven in my apartment? Any help with this would be extra kind, and there's a jar of strawberry preserves in it for you and a pie of your choice, of course!

Oh, does anyone know where I can get mason jars as

While you're out partying it up with merpeople, Bev and I (  studied the cheese.  )

That's our haul from the pizza house before they banned us for being amazing at all the games. They're RIGGED, I tell you. So what if we cheated a little? Don't judge us, it's free trade. You do not want to know how much crap food we ate.

Now I just need to build a shrine in the backyard for that creepy ass rat doll. It's helping me - Suggestions? I'm thinking fire, but I need something else to jazz it up.

JULY 9TH

ADAM PARRISH
Scrying in the morning at the Barns
NARRATIVE • COMPLETE
PG - LIGHTLY SPOOKY

( Scrying was a strange sensation. )

( GROUP TEXT TO GANGSEY + SYD )

For any new or somewhat recent graduates, or for anyone who is looking to go back to school in the fall, I can walk you through the application process or help you draft personal essays if you're feeling overwhelmed. I've done so many that I'm

( FILTERED TO GANGSEY + EDDIE & BEV )

( FILTERED TO TOPH )

My family has always preferred to stay embroiled in politics over the oddities and complexities of magic. I can only hope that Helen made her way back home, where she's safe and likely far happier than Vallo made her.

[GANGSEY (+ Persephone)]

I'd rather focus on Adam– your preference for Friday, please: Laser tag or Escape Room? Arguments can be made here if you want to sway him to a certain side.

Food following, then the evening spent at the Quarry? Should we check with Eddie, Bev & Co for permission...?

[RONAN ONLY]

I thought, perhaps, that Adam would appreciate a homemade cake over something ordered in a bakery. So I got the ingredients for vanilla cake and chocolate frosting.

Help?

BLUE + GANSEY + HENRY

"Turn around if you want to see me make out with both of my boyfriends, because I can do that now and all of you have to deal with it!"

WHAT: Operation: Kiss Gansey Without Killing Him
WHERE: The Barns - by Dad!Tree
WHEN: June 29th, afternoon
WARNINGS: None! PG and spoilers: no one dies.
STATUS: Complete!
( Read more... )

So since it looks like I'm gonna be here for a while, I guess I need to find a job. I used to work in a comic book store and I've been a carny. Oh, and probably going back to...or starting college over would be a good idea. I had...a lot going on at home.

SARCHENGSEY.

I was thinking about us at Pride yesterday, and how it's stupid, just really stupid, for me to put this off any longer. After all the magic weirdness this week, I can feel when it's off. I'm certain of it now. I can do it. I'm ready.

( Filtered to Persephone )

( Filtered to Syd & Ronan )

[TEXTS TO HENRY]

» Are you available? Something bigger than the magic just happened and I may need you.

To all the fashion-terrified people of Vallo, Pride is this Saturday. If you need help crafting the perfect outfit this week, I am here for all your clothing needs, whether that is mending, adding, painting, dying, ripping, or whatever else you want to do to extend your inward self out. I could probably knit you a romper if you wanted, or at least a cool sweatband.

GANGSEY.

You've probably noticed a new addition to the field past the long barn. After a boatload of tea, angry staring, aggressively eating yogurt, and making sure I wasn't hallucinating, don't go near the tree. My dad might pop out of it and I'm not emotionally ready to deal with him.

I'll add my name to the list of people who have found [...] something. A silver canister?

I apologize, I'm not certain at all how to describe this or what it is, that isn't helpful at all.

Special thank you to Ronan for being the sweetest person ever. I couldn't have asked for a better baby shower. haha :P

[FILTERED TO THE GANGSEY]

I'm beginning to wonder if Henrietta is taking over Vallo. Or if they're preparing f I passed Nino's on the way into work. Our Nino's.

We should test it though, just to be sure.

If any of you are Catholics and you've been missing having a church, mine showed up in the city at [address]. It's nothing fucking fancy but they gave Parrish a place to put up with my shit for years. Just don't sit in the third pew on the right on Sundays. I've worked really hard to wear down the wood to shape to my ass.

Ty?

This is getting to be an annoyingly frequent occurrence. So what's the story? How do I get home? Do I have to find Papa Legba and soul search some more? Or is this more superpowers shit? Nico? Karolina? Gert?

[FILTERED TO BLUE & MATTHEW]

HEY so we need your help not in a 911 way but like a .... please soon and don't say anything to anyone way?

It's fine everything is fine. Matthew and I could just use some help out by the angry chicken coop


thanks! xoxo

[FILTERED TO JESSE]

You're not on patrol right??? Come to the barns pls with some tools for repairing fence.

filtered to those 16-21

Hey so this spot from our home showed up. We've done the will something kill us here sweep and are mostly confident it's not harbouring some evil clown mojo or some shit. So party - Saturday afternoon? Who's in?

filtered to squall

Your only acceptable answer is yes btw.