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I can't find Roz.

She hasn't slept in her bed. I thought maybe we just missed each other yesterday because of her school schedule but I think it's something else.

And there hasn't been a notification thing so I don't think she went home.

Well then.

Some of you types more sensitive to the coming and goings of the world may have felt something a bit off this morning when you rose. Moreso than usual I would suppose. It would seem Vallo has expanded its collection of Hells to include my domain.

And before you ask, no I did not ask for or summon it here. I'm sure some of you nerds enjoy bringing your work home with you but have you seen that throne? I'm lucky not to have a flat arse after all these centuries.

Right. I would advise any of you feeling guilt over that muffin you cheated with this morning to stuff it in the bag with the discarded wrappings and dispose of the lot. Also keep an eye on dead bodies...except vampires and zombies. I think. I suppose they are fairly similar concepts to demons possessing the dead...

In other words, please do not poke the Hell if you can help it and should you need any assistance with its presence causing issue, myself or Rory would be best to ask.

[RORY]

Perhaps I should have asked before volunteering but knowing this lot and their penchant for wining, dining, and trying to mount trouble, I will need all the help I can get with someone familiar with the place.

Question, Vallo.

How long do you think is long enough to pay for whatever crimes you might have done in the past? A lifetime? A couple hundred years? A thousand? More? Less? Does it depend on the crime?

Also, why is paperwork the absolute worst?

I really, really appreciate all you do, Outlander Heroes, so you gotta know I'm saying this with full respect and lots 💓 of 💓 love 💓 in my heart.

I'm not giving up eating mushrooms. If you see me with food, it's probably best if you look away until the Too Soon period has passed.

But I'm totally ready to run mushroomless food to anybody who could use delivery services with a smile right now while they heal.

There's something really lovely about walking around at night to look at all the Christmas lights. It's so peaceful, quiet. Vallo seems to be in the spirit of this time of year with so many homes decorated. I do hope you're all enjoying the holiday. What's your favorite thing about it or a favorite tradition?

[Lucifer, Rory, Roz]

Torunn's throwing her Yule party/Vineyard official opening on the Winter Solstice, so not that date, but Yule is one of the few witchy celebrations that I even bother with anymore.

Do you guys want to do something small as a family on the 22 or the 23? Maybe invite some others to join us or it can be just us?

[ GROUP TEXTS: RORY, LUCIFER, and ?? other players' choice on accidental selection from Ella's contacts ]

» be xareefukl
» rroycs congtagiouys
» contaghioius
» contagious

The dreamy nap was definitely nicer than the squirrels, but it did not work well with trying to keep an eye on the outside of Morningside. Are we still good in this part of the city?

[Chocobros, Cloud, Tal, and LUXFolk]

I need to borrow $30,000.

It's better if you don't ask why, just place some trust in me.

PROS FOR MONDAY: Got my entire wardrobe from home, finally.

CONS FOR MONDAY: My room is overrun. This closet space is only big enough to hold a fart.


Throwing it out there, but if dinosaurs are your thing you should subscribe to my channel where I pose hotly in an inflatable t-rex costume and dance around the pole. There's no nudity. Think it's ridiculous? You're absolutely right, it is, but I promise you I've been making a killing off people being into weird things so judge me all you want. I'm flush with $$$$$. Best job I've ever had.

We need more singles' events, maybe even monthly. I had a great time at the last one and it's been quiet since. Minus all the weird time stuff, sure, but I think that was kind of all a good thing, right? What I'm not going to do is suggest Vallo give us something bad or dangerous - I clearly mean we should come up with our own fun. You hear that, Big V?

[Cloud]

Hey spikes, come on, I'm dragging you out tonight. AND you'll fit in with all your leathers and frowns. It's perfect.

[Lux Crew]

Hey there, sorry you're all basically awesome and therefore I'm one of you now. Them's the rules. I'm bringing in someone I've forced to be my best friend. How can we make his first time at Lux something special?

So never wear a costume again. Got it. Shoutout to the Black Widow, Robin, and was that the Crow?? For the assist against the killer Jack-O-Lanterns. Getting covered in pumpkin guts officially killed my love for PSLs.

Hey Lord of Dreams and Nightmares, can Gregory come over and play? I made something for him.

[ FILTERED TO JADE WESKER ]
I want to say than- no fuck this

Thank you for your he-gfhlkjf NO

I'm glad you weren't enough of a bi- Ugh gotta be nice NICE

Thanks. For the blood.

I've done quite a bit of traveling, but can say I haven't been somewhere quite like this. Hello, my name is Louis. I don't know how I got here or why I'm here. I was in San Francisco, but New Orleans is what I consider home.

What up bitches. God everybody looks so GOOD. Somebody give me a really tall drink with a sexy name. I'll french you for it.

Actually hold that thought. I need to raid my mom's tiny baby wardrobe cause she's been here like five whole minutes.

Welp. Didn't really account for ~Vallo Chaos~ for the pumpkin carving contest, but everyone's still welcome to come by tomorrow evening if you want/are able. I will accept photo submissions if you can't make it due to *gestures at everything*


JAMES

You ever feel like Vallo is just personally spitting in your face? Don't answer that, I already know the answer. How's Bird Boy?

Oh I love when Vallo begins to feel like an episode of Maury.

The results are in and you lot are all mothers and fathers to be, congratulations! Free drinks at Lux tonight for 18+, Shirley Temples for the rest of you.

12 more days until Halloween! Come get all your spooky tricks over at WWW, where the ever cheerful Gretchen is always ready to help point you in the right direction (which is straight to Serefin, who will take you to your desired product). Specialty fireworks are on sale for 20% off through the rest of the month.

[ FILTERED TO WIZARDING WORLD ]
Can't say I knew this version well, but sorry to see her go. Everyone else still around, yeah?

[image post - very mildly NSFW text just in case]

When your wife makes you go out on a run for the good of your health (gross) so you decide its time for her to wear this new shirt you bought just for her.

Except she still doesn't realize what the text says in the back.

RIP to me. Worth it.

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