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You know what we could use? A karaoke night. And a game night would also be super fun!

My girlfriend has decided the best way to keep me from getting up and doing things while I'm healing is to sit on me.

It's kind of annoying how effective it is.

Also she started purring and it's too cute. Help. This is a legitimate crisis. I can't deal with how adorable she is.

EXANDRIANS

How's everyone doing? Saw some of you Nein out there as well as us, so I wanted to just check in before I pass out.

"Hello? Hey! Hi. This is.. my name is Keyleth, and I am... new. Here.

They said some of my friends were here too maybe? Percy? Vax? Anyone? Please. Let me know you're alright? I don't know what happened. I don't know why we're here and not... I'm sorry. I tried going back and it 's not working, I... I didn't mean to...

Are you there?"

So waking up remembering more from home is a thing? Just double checking if I should be more concerned.

GILMORE

That said, I remember the attack on Emon and some of the aftermath now.

[...] You were very brave, Shaun. Downright heroic. That isn't said out of surprise. I just want to make sure you know it.

With the understanding that; [...] my kind does not have what you would term a 'childhood' and that we come into being [...] fully formed and cognizant and that I do not remember [...] Morgan's childhood what is the difference between [...] tiny humans, and fully grown ones? I [...] understand the very little ones are fragile and need [...] watching, but nothing more.



This is for my [...] research. It will be added to my [...] notes. I understand people do not like being [...] under observation without being [...] told.

[Vox Machina]

No one die! No one get injured! I can't heal anyone, every time I try to do a spell it just comes out as spaghetti.

I know that I'm not the only one impressed with the technology of this world; at least, I assume as much. The automobiles are fascinating, particularly in the variety, and every little appliance is likewise very interesting. However, I have spent more money than I care to admit on replacing some of those appliances as I keep insisting on taking them apart and not quite having the knowledge to put them back together, though it loathes me to admit. Practice makes perfect, or so they say.

And yet, I think perhaps I ought to find an additional hobby that doesn't have quite the same potential for injury. Though, now that I put those words together, is any hobby truly fun without at least a slim chance of danger?

ZOYA & GENYA

Speaking of hobbies, let's have dinner together. I'll cook -- I've decided that I can cook now, so you get to be subjected to my experiments.

My cottage arrived but it appears to have attracted attention. How do you kill something that is already dead? Do they intend to eat me? My cottage smells of cake perhaps

I have locked the doors and shuttered the windows but I do not know how long it will keep them out. The cottage will do its best.

Please help.


[OOC NOTE: I added an IC/OOC comment at the bottom of the post so people can say what they did, if they met Gretel, etc.]

I don't relish the idea of being a scaremonger but I do think it sagacious to point out the skeletons cavorting around the forest. I appreciate the commitment to ambiance and the dramatic, but those wishing to avoid the more macabre may choose to give the area a wide berth.

Howdy. Ain't really a good idea to leave sharp behemoth swords laying around where just anybody can find them, but I was able to lug this beast up to the safety of our apartment. Barely I know this belongs to one of ya, I just can't remember which. Let me know and you can come on by.

( OOC cut for image - pretend this is a twiggy cowboy please. )

VOX MACHINA + GILMORE & CASSANDRA

I know they send those notifications and shit, but can we do a roll call, just for peace of mind?

I'm too sober for this shit.

[Grog unsuccessfully tried to send this to just Pike. Instead it's open to everyone.]

Hey, so, you remember when I told you about those cards that made the sword? The ones that Vex took and then gave back but didn't and then did? Well when I woke up the other day, they were just under my pillow. So I think I like, conjured them in my sleep. With my magic that I don't always know how to access but is definitely there.

Anyway, so what if we pull a bunch of cards and get weapons, or if it can make a way home or a giant sandwich or something?

I don't know what an Instant Pot is, but I don't think it's supposed to be in my bed.

[ There's a whole lot of loud chirping and shrieking in the background. Zuko sounds like he's trying to play it very cool—and failing. ]

Do, uh. Do dragons eat clothes?

Doty? Doty, I'm having a very strange dream. Please wake me up.

Doty?

Oh. Oh no. This isn't a dream, is it? I've been abducted by brigands and vagabonds with less than noble intentions. Stay calm, Tary. Stay calm. WWPD. What would Percy do?

Vex?! Anyone? Help!

I went out and bought a camera today. Not the same as the one that I have back home, but I miss being able to take pictures. Even though I got set up on one of the defense teams with the DOA, it'll be nice to have a side gig, too.

That being said, back home, I was an investigative photo journalist, and I've also done professional photoshoots, so if anyone ever needs any photography work done, feel free to let me know. Hopefully, by the end of this week, I can get myself set up with some sort of portfolio.

Anyone maybe up for modeling for me for some shots? I can pay anyone for their time. In money, pizza, or booze.

My sincerest compliments to the orientation video! Informative, delightful, and a musical spectacular, what's not to love? I was willing to blame a Plane Shift spell gone entirely wrong but now I get to save face, which, all the better!

Now, although I am currently in search of the intrepid band of adventurers known as Vox Machina, I'm very open to other sorts of adventurers. Dauntless? Daring? Fortitudinous? Stouthearted? I would take plucky as well, just for variety.

Oh my gosh I'm soooooo small and I'm so hungover. Who said it was okay to drink that much? The ale here isn't actually ale and it tastes so fruity and I love it so muuuuuch.

My head hurts so bad.