Well, that was an experience. Thankfully I have only vague, dreamlike memories of my time as a Christmas elf, for the most part. I do quite clearly remember buying up all the rooms with two beds, however, so you're all welcome for that.
[Filtered to Alex Stern]I will swear to never address you as Whimsy if you swear to never address me as any variation of Tinsel Merryjingle.