vallo

Good morning.

I have asked the Department of Outlander Affairs to provide me with a suitable sorcerer of the demon-slaying profession to consider acting as head of a mutually beneficial infernal contract, and they are in the process of fulfilling this request.

If I might ask one thing further: mortals among you amenable to providing years off of your life in exchange for demonic service, so that one person need not shoulder the load, please leave a note here. I've extensive experience in housekeeping, artifact cataloging, assassinations, nannying, general schooling up to the age of 12, footman duties, torture, ballroom dancing, and basic supportive charmwork.

Regretfully my references were left at home, but I will be happy to discuss my abilities of the above subjects with any interested party.

Cordially,

Silas

Right so. From what I gather, Evie and I were turned into templar twats. Sorry about that. Kellach, you've got free beer on me for a month, mate. Anyone else I was a prick to, well come on down. You can have a free punch if it makes you feel better. If I'm not here, it's because I'm out looking for wherever that prat hid the 200 year old goblin whiskey I was saving for a special occasion.

[SEREFIN]

I saw you wincing just now. Stop pushing it and take a rest, will you?

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