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I woke up to a post it note from my older self saying I owe the kids brunch for being "what THEY would say an embarrassment, but don't listen to them".

So come get your waffles and bacon I guess?

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Text to: Pom-a-granite (Dad)

--Hey dummy drink that water don't be a moron
--And I grabbed you a cheeseburger too so eat that thank Dorian for the $
--I have things to say but I can't say them to your face so don't look up at me
--I SAID DON'T LOOK UP AT ME GOD

TFW you forgot your girlfriend was a giant Christmas dork until you woke up to the sound of Mariah Carey screeching (no hate, Mariah, I love you) "All I Want for Christmas Is You" from the kitchen at 7:30 AM on November 1st.

But she's dancing with the kids and that's pretty cute, and there's also waffles, so it's all okay.

Stop calling me, I don't want to talk about it! I'll fix the stupid wall later, okay?


[ ooc: this presents as a public post for about two-three minutes, so any comments in the first two-three ic minutes can be public. AFTER THAT, it's shifted to a filter for her parents and closest friends and replies would then be filtered the same ]

[FILTERED TO EXTENDED FAMILY AND FRIENDS]

Projecting Tucker & Dale vs. Evil on the side of a barn if you've got nothing better to do. Doubt we'll get much more time with this one There's a fire pit and a bounce house and leftover cake that looks like an icing bomb went off but tastes pretty damn good. Insult it and get your ass kicked off my farm.


And, fuck. I don't know. I guess I just wanted to say I'm glad to be alive. It's nice to say that and actually fucking mean it. Didn't know it was possible for a long time there. Anyway, it wouldn't be true without you assholes so. Thanks.

They were just He's not even alive back This is officially the worst set of weeks I ever had to deal with.

Filter: Library colleagues

If it's not too much of a hassle, I need to be excused from work for the next two days, three days top.

Still don't understand Halloween, but thanks for the candy?

[ FILTERED TO EDWIN, SANJI, & ROBIN ]
Hey. Robin back to normal yet or is she still tiny?

I'm staking claim to that ship if she's still tiny, so tell her to hurry up and get fixed soon.