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HELLO?



Weirdest spot you woke up in this morning, go.

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Texts to: Lord O'Demons (Dale)

--hey
--u up?
--hey
--hey
--hey
--where r u
--I went to my house and there's a STRIPPER POLE IN MY ROOM DALE ANSWER ME
--also Ashton thought I was DORIAN AND ORYM'S KID LOL wait until I tell them that and then D&O and then W&R fucking HILARIOUS can you imagine?? But like then when they sort of got it they were like being cool. Way too cool. Like they're probably going to explode too cool. Which is like here's the thing like on the one hand I'm glad he was cool about it but on the other hand that doesn't change that there's a stripper pole in my room and that's really not the big issue because you know like, fucking, you do you whatever, empowerment, killer abs, I would totally try it but it's just that BECAUSE MY ROOM IS NOT MY ROOM where the FUCK am I going to sleep?? What about clothes? WHY DID NO ONE TELL US TO PACK EMERGENCY CLOTHING SUPPLIES IN CASE WE ALL GOT FUCKING BLASTED TO THE PAST. Now I'm stuck IN THE SAME SHIRT AND PANTS for like what. YEARS?? God what if it's years. That would be really fucking weird right? You're my best friend so I can tell you this and you won't tell anyone but like, here's the thing WHAT IF Ashton doesn't like me I mean like I'm FUCKING BALLER so of course he will but also like. It's a different Ashton you know? Like sort of the same but it's not THE SAME. AND LIKE Dale I spilled my bio mom's name and what if Ashton remembers and stores it in the giant ROCK in their head and is like OH HEY LADY CAN'T SLEEP WITH YOU CAUSE I MIGHT KNOCK YOU UP and then what I STOP EXISTING WHAT IF I STOP EXISTING DALE. Also like haven't seen Chet or Orym or Dorian so like................where are they Ashton said around but also like................where are they. And like what if they hate me? Again, amazing baller I know but also................what if they hate me too and my ENTIRE FAMILY is like, nah, we're just gonna KEEP DOING US. You think if I just say MY last name really quick your dads would be like cool here's a knife and some magic this makes sense. Like Jai and Via would vouch probably right? Are you in the blood pool? Can I come over? Is the blood pool normal because I swear to GOD SOMETHING HAS TO BE NORMAL IN MY LIFE I AM SPIRALING DALE

BELLS HELLS

fuck fuck fuck FUCK FUCKING FUCK

Adam and I woke up to a little person at Grayskull this morning. He tackled me in bed to wake me up and asked why Daddy and, which wasn't startling at all. His name is Dare, and he's your nephew/grandson.

[ picture of Teela and little redheaded Dare smiling at the camera ]

Catra, did I see that you've aged up?

A poll for the masses:

Say that you've never actually been blessed by the mysteries of Vallo and this is the first time you've been jettisoned to the past where apparently your absolute favorite food truck that has all the properly greasy comfort foods hasn't yet started operating. And say that you were blasted back to a past where your dads and uncle are still babies (objectively speaking; they're all old back home, okay?) and have no idea that you're even a possibility?

Do you:

A. Play it cool. 😎
B. Tear it off like a bandaid; surprise, it's me! Your daughter you probably are not expecting even a little bit! 🫢
C. Other, please explain. 🤔

Group Text: Knights of the Round Table ((aka friends and second generation family))

--Okay I'm about to say something weird.
--I'm at the Library--which is not the weird part, of course. Actually, I found a really interesting book about secret societies and codes and I think I lost track of time.
--I think my young dad is here.
--I'm so excited to show him everything, but also, as my nearest and dearest, no one tell him about the pixies last week.
--We can all agree that that was a simple misunderstanding and that we all learned something new from it.

Text to: Mom

--Hi, really sorry but I think we're going to have to be a little late to the Save the Grey Buckeye protest.
--You'll understand in a minute.

Text to: Dad
--Hi
--Look up.

Kate, Natasha, don't panic. I'm still here. I still remember the last two times. I just had to get out and roam.

( text messages to sabrina )

We were skipped last year, but we woke up today to a tiny Natalia Rogers demanding our immediate attention. The pack is pretending they're not in love, and at some point we'll think about not having weapons everywhere before it's too late.