Calix Greymoore (punk_rock) wrote in valloic, @ 2023-10-19 10:43:00 |
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Entry tags: | !: text message, ~plot: timeslip |
Texts to: Lord O'Demons (Dale)
--hey
--u up?
--hey
--hey
--hey
--where r u
--I went to my house and there's a STRIPPER POLE IN MY ROOM DALE ANSWER ME
--also Ashton thought I was DORIAN AND ORYM'S KID LOL wait until I tell them that and then D&O and then W&R fucking HILARIOUS can you imagine?? But like then when they sort of got it they were like being cool. Way too cool. Like they're probably going to explode too cool. Which is like here's the thing like on the one hand I'm glad he was cool about it but on the other hand that doesn't change that there's a stripper pole in my room and that's really not the big issue because you know like, fucking, you do you whatever, empowerment, killer abs, I would totally try it but it's just that BECAUSE MY ROOM IS NOT MY ROOM where the FUCK am I going to sleep?? What about clothes? WHY DID NO ONE TELL US TO PACK EMERGENCY CLOTHING SUPPLIES IN CASE WE ALL GOT FUCKING BLASTED TO THE PAST. Now I'm stuck IN THE SAME SHIRT AND PANTS for like what. YEARS?? God what if it's years. That would be really fucking weird right? You're my best friend so I can tell you this and you won't tell anyone but like, here's the thing WHAT IF Ashton doesn't like me I mean like I'm FUCKING BALLER so of course he will but also like. It's a different Ashton you know? Like sort of the same but it's not THE SAME. AND LIKE Dale I spilled my bio mom's name and what if Ashton remembers and stores it in the giant ROCK in their head and is like OH HEY LADY CAN'T SLEEP WITH YOU CAUSE I MIGHT KNOCK YOU UP and then what I STOP EXISTING WHAT IF I STOP EXISTING DALE. Also like haven't seen Chet or Orym or Dorian so like................where are they Ashton said around but also like................where are they. And like what if they hate me? Again, amazing baller I know but also................what if they hate me too and my ENTIRE FAMILY is like, nah, we're just gonna KEEP DOING US. You think if I just say MY last name really quick your dads would be like cool here's a knife and some magic this makes sense. Like Jai and Via would vouch probably right? Are you in the blood pool? Can I come over? Is the blood pool normal because I swear to GOD SOMETHING HAS TO BE NORMAL IN MY LIFE I AM SPIRALING DALE