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SOUPS SOUPS ETC IS FULL OF TINY HANDS

THEY ARE ATTACKING PEOPLE

PLEASE HELP

I'm sitting here trying to go through the photos from the Prom last Saturday, but it's hard to work with THIS thing tapping on my window:

[Photo of a small grey disembodied hand with too many fingers outside Henry's windowsill tapping on the glass]

I'm on the 6th floor. How the hell did it even get up here?

More importantly, how do I get rid of it before it breaks my window and comes in to strangle me?!

c'mon guys the tip jar isn't there to take up sidewalk space. kate's burgers ain't gonna buy themselves



[ ooc - Thom is outside what remains of Soups, Soups, Soups, playing the guitar extremely mediocrely and singing songs that mention 'hands' prominently in the lyrics ]

[ ooc part two - following his roll of 36 injury thom will need to be saved; pls help this idiot ]

Please tell me that is going to be the worst creepy shit I’ll be experiencing in this place. I didn’t even get to finish my soup.

I know these hands are terrible. Definitely gross. Probably annoying.

But Deathripper is just so violently happy? It's hard not to be happy for him? Living his best helhound life, sometimes with a sibling team up. He's the best boy.