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Speech to text. Speeeeeeeech to text. Look at me! I am writing with my mind! And also saying the words out loud! Magic! Kinda crazy that this isn't magic. Okay. Just going to take some notes like the nice people show me and then I can figure out

everything.



I should probably get a job I guess.

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Okay over. Over. Done. Finish. Over and out. What was that thing Boorman said? Foo ga la! Foo ga la! No? FOO GA LA. Turn off? Sleep? Wake up? Go done? Bye? Enough! Kiss kiss? Three kisses? Um. Okay at least no one saw me kiss my phone. This technology stuff isn't so hard. I've totally got this.

I am not freaking out even a little.
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I really am sorry about the hands. Not that they're my fault - they are emphatically not my fault, in fact! But they are from home. You'll want to watch out for the ones that do magic the most. It's a real bugger to get out of their paralysis spell in time to avoid getting whomped.

Speaking from experience, I'm afraid.

Weaknesses include fire and beating the tar out of them. Good luck!!!

I spent most of the day today dealing with malicious hands creeping about the forest, so I'll keep this more brief than I otherwise might.

A year ago today I turned up in this pocket of the universe, had my world turned upside down, and I'm grateful for it every damned day. Even the ones like today. Because at the end of it all, I get to come home to the most incredible person I have ever met, chase around a set of toddlers that can test even vampiric energy limits, and fight off multiple animals for the best spot on the bed. It's more than I deserve, and never taken for granted.

Cheers to you Vallo.