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I encountered some aggressive mushrooms in the forest on my run. They're not fast, but I also don't know if they're coming out of some kind of pre-spring growth or if there's any real threat. Best to not be surprised, though that's not uncommon for the forest.

Sidenote: when I say aggressive, I should note they also had.. faces. With teeth. So not your average ordinary shiitake.

Perhaps I should go into the breakfast business. I could serve a breakfast of champignons at Galdin Quay.

Apologies if that joke takes a little time to grow on you.

It seems these ah- mushrooms with teeth made their way out to our little dock of sunshine at Galdin Quay. They've been dispatched for now but there are a few people with minor injuries and a great deal of cleanup as they caused a considerable amount of chaos. If you're able to come help with a little triage and cleaning, I will feed you once I've retrieved my backup chef's knives from home.


I should clarify before I hear any complaints that I will not feed you mushrooms.