Perhaps I should go into the breakfast business. I could serve a breakfast of champignons at Galdin Quay.
Apologies if that joke takes a little time to grow on you.
It seems these ah- mushrooms with teeth made their way out to our little dock of sunshine at Galdin Quay. They've been dispatched for now but there are a few people with minor injuries and a great deal of cleanup as they caused a considerable amount of chaos. If you're able to come help with a little triage and cleaning, I will feed you once I've retrieved my backup chef's knives from home.
I should clarify before I hear any complaints that I will not feed you mushrooms.