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Hi I'm over this. sadface emoji

Siri stop recording SIRI STOP RECORDING

(Bird squawking and whistling in the background, with human laughter heard as well. There's some excitable barking and angry hissing from the various pets of the apartment, with Noct shouting, "Bass, no!" Gladio's voice can be heard saying, "Not what I was thinking when I was talking about riding you. Now I KNOW I'll crush you." Followed quickly by Iggy reprimanding Prom with a "Prompto, no pecking his legs, even if that joke was awful. Come on, I have some snacks for you." Small chocobo feet noises can be heard walking away. Then the recording abruptly cuts out.)

This is miserable. How does anyone drink this?

I'm pleased to say that this latest bout of madness has bypassed me entirely, and I'm happy to take the splitting headache I woke up to this morning, thanks, I think, to the nearly two years of memories I've suddenly acquired, if it means bypassing some of the less pleasant effects of ... whatever all of this is.

Advil truly is one of the more useful inventions of the last two centuries. Today, I think, it supersedes 'hot showers' as the one thing that I would bring back home if I could.

Did you know that, in the Omegaverse, only an Alpha can mark an Omega as their mate? The Alpha bites on the scent gland, and that's when the Omega marks them back.

I learned this after the fifth or so fanfiction - we currently have "Meet Me At The Full Moon" on our fridge, and I'll be doing a live reading of "Marked" once Wanda finishes, if anyone wants to drop by. She's just cranking them out and I couldn't be more proud of her a/b/o filth.










No beta, we die like we're on the Murder Mansion stairs.

Having a cold is bad enough.

But every time I sneeze a GOAT appears.

First it was goat posters.

Then it was stupid figurines.

Some goat milk. And cheese. Whatever. Easy enough to throw away.

NOW.

NOW THERE IS A GOAT IN MY APARTMENT.

What is the opposite of sneezing? How do I undo this?

Can someone knock me out until this is over?

I would just like to say...



Also. Not Thor. He's totes falling asleep everywhere.