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Approximately ten minutes ago, I walked into Al's, ordered a drink, walked out, and was yelled at for leaving without paying when I walked back in. One of the patrons helpfully inquired if I'm coming or going. And if I've got brain damage.

Thank you, Stephen and Wanda. I owe you my life. And I wasn't kidding about the terrible French pastries. As soon as I get my hands on some flour and butter, you'll be chewing through so much flaky (possibly oily, likely over-or-undercooked) dough.

Oh, I guess this means I can finally get a job… Does anyone need an employee who has never worked a day in her life but spent about three hundred years yearning for it?

I'm Ade A Adel Addie, by the way. I've been here a while, but most of you probably don't remember me. Well. I think that's fixed now.

- Adeline LaRue

Alright you lot, seeing as things have been relatively quiet for a bit, we're going to add pairs matches to fight night this month. Anyone who signs up will be randomly paired and you'll have a chance to win a separate purse from the singles fights. Since this is a whole other bracket of fighting, we're starting the rounds a little early next Saturday (3pm). We recommend you not sign up for both unless you can swear not to whinge if you're exhausted before the end of both sets of matches. In other words, if you're feeling old, just pick one and save us all the tragedy of watching you wheeze. Cheers.

[OOC: This is your fight club sign up reminder. Here is the link to the pairs sign up sheet (look for the tab April Pairs 2022). And here is the link to the regular fight club sign ups.]