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You know, I'm usually like - totally fine with The Patented Vallo Surprise™? And I grew up in the era of VCRs and video tapes, so, when I found a tape on the front seat of my car this morning and it had Ras's name on it, I wasn't at all suspicious (maybe a little) but I also didn't think I found Ras's snuff film collection so it'd be fine? We'd just find a VCR and watch the tape? Turns out, she had the matching VCR.

Did you guys know that the odds of giving birth to sextuplets spontaneously are one in 4.7 billion? Well, this movie had that ONE out of 4.7 billion. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

Also, Prigany gets a lot of questions about love during this time of year - they have a whole list to help you focus if you're curious, whether you're single or in a relationship or shackled to your respective ball or chain. I can also do a drawing for you to answer your burning question, as long as you're not creeped out by my white-eyed fugue state during Vision Quests.

Just as a head's up, since the pub will be busy beyond belief for St. Patrick's Day like it was last year (or so I'm hoping), I'm likely closing up for Valentine's Day this year just to give everyone a nice evening off.

Plus I just want to have it off and it makes the mos

[MORGAN YU]

How're you doing? Healed up alright?

[MAKO MORI]

I put in an application for the pet speed dating. I figured since I'm staying with you, I should ask permission.

But I already did it.

So I'm asking for forgiveness. ;)

Hello! So back in December, our father's compound from home showed up and while I was all for burning it to the ground, my sister convinced me that we could repurpose it for better use. So with some time and money, we've been working on renovating it into a multiple discipline martial arts school for all levels. We will also be operating a bodyguarding/security service out of the location.

We will have our opening next month for The Ten Rings, but we wanted to put feelers out into the Outlander community for instructors and to give prospective students a chance to give us some input on what they want to see out of the school. And if you're interested in providing bodyguard services, please hit us up.

Kady, you haven't gotten rid of me yet. Still working at Dorian's. 🙂

Does anyone know what the situation with the sewer system is around here? I was going to hop in and figure it out myself-- but with all the magic, I should probably ask so I don't get zapped.

AL

Hey. I need your help with something.

PRINCESS SQUAD, (honorary princesses included!)
SO UH. Body swapping is a thing here, right? Because I'm pretty sure Scorpia and Catra have definitely swapped bodies or something.

AND BEFORE YOU PROTEST, Scorpia literally growled at me this morning when I tried to grab the last bagel. The lack of hissing is the only thing giving me pause.

So like at first I was like I so did not do the spell thing so I shouldn’t be somewhere else. But then I was like I don’t usually wake up in the middle of the woods when I teleport so it couldn’t have been that anyway. Plus there were like nice people who didn't freakout when they saw me and I only freaked out a little--I AM REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY SORRY I DUSTED YOU, MR. THOR!

Its cool though. We're eating really amazing pizza at a place called Nino's and he said I should say hi and introduce myself. He also said a Mr. Jacob has very soft hair and he likes to touch it.

But hi! I'm Megan or Pixie. Either works for me. I like bubblegum, Dazzler and not being shot at. And I get 2 out of the 3 of those here, so this place is already 100000% better than home. And Mr. Thor said I might end up getting Dazzler anyway.

Who can tell me where the good candy stores are?

EARLIER TODAY

Pixie & Thor
"How many fingers am I holding up?"

FOREST | H for Hallucinations

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