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Dorian, if you don't bloody well answer this I will throw your mustache wax into the sea. The man who gave me the explanation of everything here said that when they called you, you responded that you aren't married. He's saying something about alternate universes now and it's giving me a headache. Would you get down to the Department of Outlander Affairs, please?

Clover Ebi

Hey. You maybe wanna spend this New Years Eve thing together? I hear it's mostly about drinking but I figure we can probably figure out something else to do instead. Only if you If you'd rather I'd understand if

Statement of The Archivist, regarding- somewhere else. Recorded in situ, Vallo City.

[Recorded on a tape recorder which somehow posted itself to the Network. Please beware for MAJOR spoilers for the final episode of the Magnus Archives and everything before it!]

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End Recording.

Ah finally. No more mention of that baby in the manger. A month or two of peace before people wail about his resurrection. I get chased with pointy sticks for coming back from the dead but he gets a party! And colorful baskets full of goodies! (I really don't understand this one but okay.) Anyway I guess I need to get a job if I am going to keep following your dumb rules. Maybe I could do the bouncing. At the club. The guy, you know, outside. I would probably be very bored though. Do you think I can make the humans entertain me to get inside?