vallo

Hey, I've gone between cat and human twice this morning, so I'm gonna take this minute while I'm definitely human to issue some warnings:

Cat Morgan has abandoned ethics. Cat Morgan thinks morals are big paintings on walls and scruples are money in Russia. He cannot be trusted.

Cat Morgan still has typhon powers, and has zero compunctions about using them for whatever whim occurs to him.

Cat Morgan is pure id and either cannot type or does not care to, and this may be the only chance I get to tell you that if a fluffy black-and-white cat tries to control your mind and make you buy him sardines, I am really, really sorry.

BEWARE THIS ANIMAL. DO NOT TRUST HIM. DO NOT GIVE HIM SARDINES, HE HAS NOT EARNED THEM.

Anyway I'm going to rub this catnip-stuffed mouse on my face until I calm down. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

help


it has been ten minutes since i last ate

DOES NO ONE CARE ABOUT ME

( Texts to Ignis Scientia )

As the school year starts to get into full swing, I'm looking for some extra help at Boyd's. Mechanical experience is not necessarily required, I can teach you, but it would help. Also, maybe wait until you're not a cat anymore? I'm not discriminating against cats, but your lack of opposable thumbs would make it impossible to hold the tools we use in the shop.

[FILTERED TO GANGSEY]

I know things have been a little hectic, but that doesn't mean we forgot your birthday, Noah. I bought the ingredients to make a cake but hopefully, someone else will bake it because you don't want to eat anything I make.

In non cat related news - I was checking on the chocobos and Wiz is hosting some races next Friday evening. $10 entry fee gets you a rental if you need it and some goes to the prizes for placing. Told the staff I'd spread the word for them.

filtered to ignis and noctis.
pizza or taco?

So. Taking advantage of a moment where I have thumbs... Have any other involuntary shapeshifters figured out how to resist the urge to chase any and all small rodents? It's like a compulsion and it's proving very inconvenient. Tips would be appreciated.

[Leon]
Never tell anyone about this or you're fired. Especially Alexis. Alexis can never hear of this. I just suddenly stopped being a cat while up a very tall tree in the park near the Apothecary and I'm pretty sure this branch is not made to support a human of my size for that long. Can you find a ladder? Time is of the essence. I will give you a raise.

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This has been a very interesting month so far. I'm convinced now that this can't be all in my head because if it was, Natasha and her Avenger friends would have all become cats or other animals.

[It's literally just ten solid minutes of angry cat noises]

WHO: James & Leon
WHAT: A Bagel Meeting - and James tries to give Leon some good advice. Will he listen? PROBABLY NOT, BUT STAY TUNED
WHERE: Glenn's Bagel Cart and then to a waypoint
WHEN: Yesterday
WARNINGS: Naaaaah
STATUS: Complete

( I’m not sure if you were planning to or not, but - don’t seek out Vorerra. They don’t help anyone. Even for a price. )

[ FILTERED TO HERA ]

Not that I'm accusing or anything, merely curious....

this cat debacle isn't you're doing, is it?

Dearest Vallo, I know some of you are probably having a CATastrophe in your life right now and can't really eat much human food lest you want to get food poisoning but I just wanted to share that yesterday was Hobbit Day and I got an abundance of Hobbit-themed cookies.

( Cut for picture )

I can't take credit for making them, unfortunately. I'm just not that good. But I might be convinced to share a few with anyone currently suffering from Vallo's recent bout of insanity. I'm sure there are more people who would appreciate them better than Bucky whose response was basically "lol nerd". Absolutely rude.



ooc: note if you're good friends with Sam, you probably got a small batch of each cookie, provided you were not a cat at that time, DM me if you want to be sure, I'm open to anything!