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Hey, since we've got some new folks on the network, I just wanted to make it clear that the Tag! app is open to anyone in Vallo who wants to meet people, not just outlanders. If you want to make friends or look for dates or just find someone to eat sushi in total silence with, download the app here and start chatting with people.

As always, our reporting function is robust and our dick recognition algorithm is sophisticated, so don't go sending people pics of your penis or invitations to join your MLM scheme.

WHO: Kate & Stephen
WHAT: Because she's such a gracious friend, Kate offered to taste test the Thai tea pie Stephen made for Sam's cookout
WHERE: The Sanctum
WHEN: Backdated to July 3rd-ish
WARNINGS: Nooooooope
STATUS: Complete

( You’re not done talking yet though because I’m going to have a hundred more questions about your museum out there after this pie is done. )

( text message to helmut zemo )

Does anyone want to buy a tea shop?

My uncle's been gone a while, doesn't seem to be returning, and I don't want to try and keep it open. All equipment included, I don't need any of it.

Castle Whitespire is back in business and the birthday bash on the 17th will go on as planned because fuck gremlins and their chaos ways. Remember to dress sexy and, uh, anyone underage might want to leave by midnight. Or you will be forced to. :)

[ FILTERED TO BONNIE BENNETT ]
I know this is a big ask, but I need your help and am willing to compensate you in any way you want. But remember that book you had me translate from Safaitic? I need to look at it for a spell - a gender related one.

I'm not sure how this is supposed to be comfortable, but okay Phoebe, you do you.

21 and under.

The Grease Bucket is having a buy a burger, get a free milkshake promotion today. Any takers for burgers this afternoon?

Hey, what's the situation for the rooftop on Morningside? Do we call dibs? Is there an appointment book? Do a thing and hope that no one else shows up for it?

Also, does anyone have a decent quality camera for sell? Doesn't have to be new, but should take better photos than a cell phone.

[ FILTERED TO LANCE ]
You know romance stuff and about dating. Help me.

WHO: Dan & Natasha
WHAT: Helping Nat take a nap, doing a little sleep reset
WHERE: Snooze Room
WHEN: Today
WARNINGS: Nothing, really - trauma talk?
STATUS: Complete

( I have a lot of things that keep me awake at night, but I guess we can say that one's on the top of the list. )

Is anyone missing or has that might have shown up a cat-esque type thing? This was chasing around the goats today.

[ attached is a blurry barely passable picture of this creature ]