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WHO: Marina Andrieski & Julia Wicker
WHEN: Saturday, March 15th
WHERE: Breakfast burritos and then around Vallo
WHAT: Just two "friends" having a talk and trying to avoid feelings
TRIGGERS: Mentions of character death, just the entirety of the Magicians as a whole, FEELINGS
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[ Sword Lady Enthusiasts + Baby Lesbians/Bisexual/Questioning Women ]

I got a couple of comments from you lot about wanting to see my sword, but I got distracted by showing Vanya a koala gif and things all went to hell. Not literally - hope none of you are having a bad day from that... creepy... forest... thing. ANYWAY, well, there's nothing I love more than showing my two-hander off - she's a claymore, massive, rude - and I'd be happy to take her out on a playdate if you're willing.

Meet me at the training grounds Wednesday and we'll find a nice little place. This filter's ladies only; I figure we get enough of men making "hur hur my sword is a dick" jokes in our day to day (which, to be honest, I appreciate) so if you bring a guest make sure she identifies as a woman.

And if you wanna talk ladies kissing ladies, who am I to stop you? Forsooth, I could not.

Based on everybody's leaked search histories, I'm getting the idea that Vallo needs a better dating app. I've got the skills to build one. What features would you want to see?

Premise: A dating app for all species, all genders, and all sexualities. Ability to match, flirt, or message built-in. Flexible profile system allowing users to include whatever information about themselves or about what they're looking for that users find relevant. Clean, simple interface; profiles are conversation starters, not novels. Can be used equally well to find hookups or long-term relationship possibilities.

Some ideas I'm already working on:
- Some kind of unsolicited-dick-pic prevention. (Murderbot - do you think you could help with the design of a dick-recognition system sophisticated enough to make sure nobody sees a dick they don't want to see, but will also allow requested dicks and not instantly punish people for sending pictures of eggplants and cucumbers?)
- Search system allowing users to filter-in or filter-out profiles based on keywords and features of profiles. (Example: user Jessica Rabbit filters in all profiles with asexual identities, does not apply a filter to gender alone, and filters out all profiles that are identified as BOTH human AND male.) (With the flexible profile system, this can only get but so specific - if user Morgan wants to filter out everybody who hates baseball or filter in only people who enjoy European dance pop, Morgan's gonna have to handle that himself by talking to people.)

I could also use some brainstorming help coming up with a name. Currently scrawled on the whiteboard in my kitchen are:
Dater
Meeter
Alchemy
Connection
Connecter
Attach
Bridge
Tag

So other than bits of hell that show up randomly, memory drops that will mess you up, killer animals appearing at random and maybe dark alternate versions of this place, anything else I should be aware of?

Margo & Marina.
Probably shouldn't have rushed off to help when someone posted about death, despair and torment being broadcast, huh?

Kady.
Can we talk?

Hi friends! It always seems like we have new people coming in, so I wanted to tell people that at the Barns, we run a farmer's market on Tuesdays and Thursdays! We have THE BEST dairy, and eggs, and knit goods, and sometimes other thing too, and it's SO fun to see everyone!! :)))))))) Plus, we have AMAZING animals--cows, alpacas, sheep, goats, a piglet, chickens, there are usually ducks at the pond, and sometimes other animal friends wandering around! :))))))))) It's SO nice and fun so come by!! Even if you've been here for awhile but have never come, you should! And say hi, a stranger is just a friend I haven't met yet!

AND if you can't make it on those days, which is totally fine, we do deliveries! I really like to run deliveries because I get to see people I might not normally be able to! And last week, I got tipped a package of strawberry frosted donut Oreos and it was like, the GREATEST thing in the world.

( I changed my mind, THESE are the greatest things in the world )

Have a GREAT day!! :)))))))))))))


Gangsey

Okay, so, I think I want to go to college? Because maybe I think I want to be something like a preschool teacher? And I think I'm going to ask other people who I really respect and like for their opinions but I wanted to start with you guys? And if you think it's a bad idea?

I used a lot of 'thinks' lolololololololololol

( March defense team training )

Anyone else go by the defense team training today and think 'what the fuck' but also wonder if you're missing out on something hilarious?

A WEEK AT GELIARA
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I'm not going to blame whatever that was yesterday, but it did rouse me from sleep. This is only supposed to happen to Malk And now my phone is stuck in another language, and I burned my favorite pants.

Qué hilh de puta I'd appreciate some help with my phone.

Is there a way to block people on this thing?

Okay, so I signed up for my first Fight Club. I haven't trained with anyone like, ever, I don't eat people so I don't have all the fun wendigo powers, I have some greater-than-average BS like healing and stamina but like, again, I don't eat people so they're not all that great, a murder turkey once kicked my ass and my greatest win to date has been beating the shit out of some punk in the fifth grade who stole my Cool Ranch Doritos.

a) Am I going to die, and b) who's betting on me?

LUKE & JULIE

This really sucks. :(

NOAH

Hey, man.

Are you doing okay? If there's anything you need at all, we're all still here for you.

HAZEL

Are you going to be at the stables tomorrow?

I have definitely had worse birthdays.

I'm aware that I probably just jinxed myself with that statement.

FILTERED: LIZZIE SALTZMAN

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