thom summer (terseness) wrote in valloic, @ 2021-03-15 18:50:00 |
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Okay, so I signed up for my first Fight Club. I haven't trained with anyone like, ever, I don't eat people so I don't have all the fun wendigo powers, I have some greater-than-average BS like healing and stamina but like, again, I don't eat people so they're not all that great, a murder turkey once kicked my ass and my greatest win to date has been beating the shit out of some punk in the fifth grade who stole my Cool Ranch Doritos.
a) Am I going to die, and b) who's betting on me?