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[Hope]

Sooo, what do you want for Christmas? And what are we doing for Christmas?

Are we going to have to spend it with your dad?

[Public]

First Christmas in another dimension. Wonder what's going to happen?

( A picture of Gideon's Christmas tree )

[ Filtered to Vanya Hargreeves ]

Poke poke, I've a question for you - would you like to go to Jack's and Bitty's wedding on the 5th with me? I can guarantee a fun time - they're good blokes and blokettes, and with Bitty in the mix the cake's bound to be filthy delicious. Plus I'll be wearing a tux and that's worth the price of admission alone on account of how stupid-hot I am. Thoughts? I can do this in person if needed; I know I can scrounge up a hang-dog expression and a boombox from somewhere...

Did I oversleep again and miss the bloody Nativity celebration?

Is this a normal reaction to Noël? S'feels like 've awakened in the midst of a Fortnum & Mason window display...

( Filtered to Aziraphale )

Y'all! It is my favorite time of the year. Not just because I love the holidays and all the baking that comes with it, but that might just be a big part of it! I'm giving y'all a look at this month's menu for Rose Apothecary, but a few news and updates:

• The PSL has been formally retired for the season. I know, I know, I sold that so much I thought I might run out of pumpkin spice. Or some of you might turn into pumpkin spice! :( But fear not! They are currently made-to-order but y'all have to give me some warning if you want a large quantity of pies!

• Secondly! If you need anything for the holidays, get your orders in as soon as possible! I'm marrying the most absolutely wonderful man in my entire life, Jack Zimmermann on Saturday !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and I am taking break from baking during our honeymoon! ♥

• And finally! The Vallo Vipers challenged the Outlander Raptors to a rematch on the 26th before the season starts in January. If you had a good time, or want to join us in kicking their butts again on the ice, just show up at Faber during our next practice! We'd love to have you! :)

Rose Apothecary Menu for December

WHO: Alexis & Cullen
WHAT: Sushi! Chopsticks! Deciding to go steady!
WHERE: A place with raw fish (and tempura ice cream)
WHEN: Today, perhaps?
WARNINGS: Just cuteness
STATUS: Complete

( I told myself when we started that if I could learn to use a fork or a throwing knife, I could learn to eat with sticks. )

He makes a pretty good gym buddy.

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( filtered to sara )

You know, I'm one of those people who never gets tired of Christmas music. I could listen to it all year round. Crazy? Maybe. But in a good way.

[Michael]

We need to put up lights and stuff in the apartment.

I've now learned that there are actually purpose-made ice skates here, rather than just blades to strap to your boots. Where might I find some for sale?

[Filtered to Alexis]
Would you like to come join me in finding out if I still remember how to skate? I haven't tried since I was a child, and I may embarrass myself terribly, but I am making tea with whisky in it to keep warm and care less.

[FILTERED TO PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO PARTY INCLUDING JACK AND BITTY]

Fuckers, Fuckas, and Fuckees, you are cordially invited to attend the Christmas Before Christmas Celebration of the Mother Fucking Year and I do mean it's going to be something else. It's Jack O'Lantern Frenchface Zimmermann's Equality Bash. December 3rd. 7pm. Bring your A game bros because this is gonna go for hours. This isn't some fuckin sexist bachelor losing your freedom bullshit, so all orientations and genders (or lack of) are welcome to come party your god damn brains out to celebrate the life and times of two of the best people I know and I sure hope you can handle it because for real bros, we'll take care of you respectfully if you can't handle the Christmas tub juice. Everyone's safe.

Then you have 48 hours to get your shit together for the wedding. Tell everyone so this shit isn't MISSED and then I have to listen to people complain about missing something this bad ass.

[FILTERED TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE TO PARTY BUT AREN'T JACK AND BITTY]

Dearest Friends and Fuckin Compatriots, you're invited to attend a showing of the life and times of two grand fucking people who are about to get married. A lot of work has gone into an amazing documentary and we're setting up a pretty wicked fucking theater room to watch it in. Drinks and snacks will of course be provided, so you don't even have to BYOB, just BYO Ass and put it in a seat. It's sure to be a treat and I want you all to enjoy yourselves. December 3rd. 7pm. Don't be late!

FYI as a personal favor to me, I'm marketing this as a wild fuckin bash so if you hear people talking about it that's why and I need you to help keep that illusion going. It's going to be a major fuckin surprise all right, please don't ruin it. Just separating this out so you bros are all comfortable coming out to this without having to feel like a wallfuckinflower or some shit, it's all good. Lardo's put a goddamn lot of work into this, come out and support it?

[FILTERED TO PEOPLE WHO JUST WANT TO BE SOCIAL SO PARTY OR NO PARTY IS FINE BUT AREN'T JACK AND BITTY]

December 3rd. 7pm. Come out and be fuckin social for a good time. It's being marketed as a huge bash or whatever, so play the fuck along, but I can promise you'll enjoy yourself. You're probably seeing two filters on this post, don't ruin the goddamn surprise or you'll have to see Lardo after class and bro, you don't want that, I promise you.

Peace the fuck out, I have to take pie to the boss.

How frozen does a pond need to be for it to be okay to ice skate on?

Who: Alex and Noah
What: Chatting and stuff
Where: The Barns
When: Thanksgiving
Warnings: nope
Status: complete

( Art is definitely a kind of magic )