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Crowley (wileyserpent) wrote in valloic,
@ 2020-12-01 09:03:00

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!: network post, god of war: kratos, ₴ inactive: marina andrieski, ₴ inactive: molly hayes

Did I oversleep again and miss the bloody Nativity celebration?

Is this a normal reaction to Noël? S'feels like 've awakened in the midst of a Fortnum & Mason window display...

[Aziraphale]

What in cursssed Hellfires name happened here?

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	markedwarrior 2020-12-01 02:37 pm UTC (link)
	What are you going on about. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wileyserpent 2020-12-01 03:38 pm UTC (link)
	So it's safe to assume this isn't a wide-panic and appears only 've been cursed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	markedwarrior 2020-12-01 03:53 pm UTC (link)
	In this manner, perhaps. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wileyserpent 2020-12-01 04:40 pm UTC (link)
	That's not even a partial relief. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	markedwarrior 2020-12-01 11:13 pm UTC (link)
	If you want relief, seek an ointment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wileyserpent 2020-12-01 11:57 pm UTC (link)
	I'm almost hesitant to even ask you what type of ointment you're suggesting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	markedwarrior 2020-12-02 12:23 am UTC (link)
	There are many ointments for curses. Seek out a witch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	mollificent 2020-12-01 02:44 pm UTC (link)
	Ummmm. What? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wileyserpent 2020-12-01 03:37 pm UTC (link)
	I was literally attacked by a blessed string of twinkling lights, the bookshop looks as if it got into a fight with tinsel... and lost. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mollificent 2020-12-01 03:45 pm UTC (link)
	Lol. Tinsel and Christmas lights out to get you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wileyserpent 2020-12-01 04:39 pm UTC (link)
	Nearly tangled me to discorporation, it did! You won't be so much as laughing once it comes after you next, my dearest little Hellspawn! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mollificent 2020-12-01 04:41 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think it'll come after me, cause I'm super cute. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wileyserpent 2020-12-01 05:04 pm UTC (link)
	I can't bloody well disagree with your reasoning. Still, better sleep with one eye open. Krampus enjoys the spunky cute ones. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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southern_pansy
2020-12-01 04:36 pm UTC (link)

It's the first of December, so the holiday season has just begun.

[Crowley]

You don't like it?

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	wileyserpent 2020-12-01 05:24 pm UTC (link)
	THE FIRST OF DECEMBER, AZIRAPHALE! [Aziraphale] If it makes you happy, I can tolerate it... I suppose. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

southern_pansy
2020-12-01 05:30 pm UTC (link)

I know, I know. I'm behind. The shops have been selling decorations since October.

[Crowley]

Oh. You've never been around during Christmas, have you?

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	wileyserpent 2020-12-01 05:35 pm UTC (link)
	Behind!!? For Satan's sake, there is more to come? [Aziraphale] Nah, I usually take a good long nap through the winter months. Brumation and all that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

southern_pansy
2020-12-01 05:50 pm UTC (link)

There's some fairy light sets that I've been eyeballing. And there's this new trend, these bearded gnomes that are so adorable.

[Crowley]

Of course. That makes sense.

Uh, when are you going to start your napping, then? Is there anything you need?

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	wileyserpent 2020-12-01 06:21 pm UTC (link)
	Fairy lights and gnomes, sounds t'me more like some twist on Winter Solstice. [Aziraphale] Demons aren't typically made for cold climates, angel. Er... well, when the weather takes a turn. I usually just burrow in bed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	andrieski 2020-12-02 12:55 am UTC (link)
	Nativity scenes are boring. If it wasn't clearly someone you knew, I'd say to blame Vallo. Places like this are a mess. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wileyserpent 2020-12-02 01:10 am UTC (link)
	Don't have to convince me, I saw it first hand. Found the culprit but I imagine that I'm in store for enduring much more as this appears to be a very common custom. I habitually take a good long nap through the frigid months. Have you been to many places similar to this? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	andrieski 2020-12-02 01:24 am UTC (link)
	Never really had any of that growing up outside of the churches, but I saw enough as a an adult. Like a bear, huh? Yeah. Had to endure a lot of weird Christmas singing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wileyserpent 2020-12-02 01:58 am UTC (link)
	I scarcely near churches, consecrated ground, and all that. Or Ophidia. 've always been biased to reptiles m'self. For Satan's sake, I'm mournful for you. I've yet to experience that but have had my fair share of holy canticles. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	andrieski 2020-12-02 02:16 am UTC (link)
	Vampire? Demon? Weird version of witch that can't go to churches? I can't fault you there. Education teaches you about bears for some reason. Don't worry. I'm sure it'll happen before too long. That's what the spiced rum is for. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wileyserpent 2020-12-02 02:56 am UTC (link)
	Hah- Demon. Crowley, if you wish. Bears are easier seen and heard than snakes, 'suppose. Not helping. I can't wait to endure the warm fuzzies of the Holiday season. Spiced rum sounds refreshing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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