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My girlfriend has decided the best way to keep me from getting up and doing things while I'm healing is to sit on me.

It's kind of annoying how effective it is.

Also she started purring and it's too cute. Help. This is a legitimate crisis. I can't deal with how adorable she is.

[Friends]

For the people I haven't already gotten a report on, is everyone okay?

If not, do you need anything? I can do food deliveries when I'm not at work.

WHO: Connor & Maeve
WHERE: Outside
WHEN: June 7
WHAT: Discussing feels
WARNINGS: Mentions of character deaths, lots of feels about dangerbots, spoilers for season 3 of Westworld
STATUS: Complete

( Everyone needs somewhere no one will look for them. Even if only for a moment. I’d tell you mine, but then I’d have to kill you )

So I wanted to thank everyone who came out to the Sizzlin' Spectacular Summer Shindig at Rose Apothecary a couple weeks ago - it was très fun and you did a good thing for your skin so yay you!

I also think we're all aware that bunnies are rude and the boss bunny was the rudest of them all and my wrist is fractured and I have to probably have a special splint thingee incorporated into my costume for Six, and also have my current costume altered since I'm stress eating like a mofo but that's okay. Because we have a new deal going on at Rose Apothecary. The 'I Hate Everything Ever' package includes:

• A whipped body cream
• A lip balm with botanical extracts
• Rose and jasmine perfume
• A hand-poured votive candle
• And a tote!

So you may hate Everything Ever but you can still love yourself. Light a candle and eat a brownie, as you celebrate you.

Thursday was a shitshow and we shut down without much warning so if you had shit on hold and you don't wanna wait until Tuesday, let me know. I know some of you are inju I'll drop it by myself. Or con someone else into doing it.

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[FILTERED TO KORRA]

You were at the market recently talking about the energy at my farm. Can you tell how it's similar to the animals or is that not how your shit works?

One thing I hadn't missed from where I came from was waking up in Medical. I'm assuming we've resolved the mutant rabbit situation?

Are there any nightclubs around here for people under 21?

Things are quiet on the killer bunny front for everyone now, I hope? To anyone who was injured, I wish you a swift recovery.

[SHERLOCK]
I have compiled footage of the killer bunnies for you, as well as data collected by sampling their biological matter. I never saw the larger one some Vallo residents are referring to, but I can provide the raw data for the smaller specimens at least.

[MAEVE]
Dahj went to you for help, yes? Her story parallels mine in some ways, and I'd like to help her in any way I can.

I've also completed your sword if you want to come by and grab it. It's not perfect, but it does work. I tested it myself.

[MORGAN]
Are you doing alright in all of this?

Registering as an Outlander, what's that one about?

[TRIGGER WARNINGS: MENTIONS OF MURDER AND SUICIDE IN THE COMMENTS]

CONNOR
I wanted to thank you for giving me a place to stay and for helping me.

If it's easier I can register and get my own place? I don't want to take advantage of your hospitality.

There are zombies here now. They seem...nice, but I'm going to keep my distance from them.

Okay so we've had people turned into kids, bunnies, geese, weird ass goblins.

This weird shit is gonna keep happening probably, right? So I think we need a pool. I'll run it. You can put in as many different guesses as you want. Odds on a guess go up if more than one person says it. You put down a minimum of five bucks per guess, I'll hold. If no one gets whatever happens next, we'll roll the guesses over until someone wins.

Sounds good? I'll put in two guesses first.

1- Everybody turns into dogs or cats.
2- People crawling outta the tv.