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After dissecting researching the matter of Bluebell "vicious bunnies," I've come to a few conclusions: namely, that they possess a genetic predisposition to violence. These are aggressive animals with an accelerated growth pattern. Ordinarily, predators would keep them in check, but it would seem that failsafe hasn't occurred, which is why we are encountering them now.

The important bit here is that they are currently multiplying—to the point where their numbers will soon overwhelm the local wildlife population. That would include us, by the way. Did I mention this is happening alarmingly quickly?

Now, what to do about all that is out of my jurisdiction. You're welcome to review my notes yourself, if you've a mind: [Attached Google Doc] It's back to finding what passes for tea in this place. I apparently can't go without sleep anymore Dull

WHO: Morgan Yu & Dan Torrance
WHEN: Wednesday
WHERE: the woods right outside the Spellman Mortuary
WHAT: Killer Rabbits 1- Weird Space Mimic 0
RATINGS/WARNINGS: Injuries, identity issues
STATUS: Complete

( The problem with research was it sometimes went wrong )

[HIS FRIENDS]
I can't believe I'm asking this, but is everyone alright during the rampant bunny increase? Is bunny even the right term anymore? That seems to imply they're cute...

[BRIGITTE]
Should we be supplying weapons to locals to help with this?

I am a little disturbed the way Outlanders tend to disappear. Not that I'll care if it's me, but it does make it a logistical nightmare if certain friends I've come to depend on disappear.

While I am making strides in getting private donations set up, I don't have nearly the network here as I did back home.

So, just in case you find you're friends vanishing on you, I'll make introductions of people you can go to, provided you're willing to do the same? There don't seem to be many of us here. I miss that about home.

[Seth + Kate]
Are we all doing okay in this freaking Monty Python nightmare? Also, I have a question for you two.

[Caroline]
Have you tried to see if these stupid bunnies are edible yet?

Can we kindly stop giving this place new ideas on how to terrorize or outright kill us? I've had enough of that already.

So the cottage showed up. Or rather, I found it.

Physical Kids: Your old rooms are yours if you want them. That includes you, Todd.

Non Physical Kids: We can figure something out if you want a room, I guess.

There is a foolish old mage wandering the forest who has decided these rabbits are some sort of salvation. I do not care for his reasons and the blue woman ran him off. It was amusing.

Be aware of his presence, it may complicate matters.

Soooo, killer bunnies. That's a new one. Is everyone okay so far?

I think we should all just collectively agree to never use the phrase 'NOW I've seen everything' ever again.

JULY 8, 2020; LATE AFTERNOON

KRATOS & JESTER
"I am a MAGE, Madam."

THE FOREST | PG

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So where can you work when you're not over sixteen yet? Because I think I should probably do that.

And I know everybody said when I got here that school is optional but can you go for just some things? Art?

I feel like I should say something about how weird deadly bunnies are, but it's kind of not even close to the weirdest thing I've seen so I'll just say I really hope it doesn't ruin the cute ones for everybody.

( Locked to Losers Household )

( Locked to Cloud )

( Locked to Eddie )

There should NOT be killer bunnies. Bunnies are supposed to be adorable fluffy cutie pies. Not...whatever these are.

Is anyone in need of a rescue?