Dec. 24th, 2020 at 3:38 PM
Any of you really good at teaching dance moves and want to help a dorky Canadian pull together a routine to impress his fiance with? He's got white boy hips but a hockey butt a person could write poetry about.
(A person is not me.)
(Okay, a person is me but I write poetry about a lot of things.)
Oh and he's got mad NHL cash in the bank to pay you. Unless you want to do it for the #epicromance.