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Hello humans and non-humans.

I am Murderbot. I am a security unit, but I don’t know if that means anything to any of you, so: I kill threats. I don’t understand why I’m here and I don’t remember the ship entering a wormhole but as that is the only explanation that makes any amount of sense other than the obvious, let’s go with that. As for the obvious, I am told that I was not kidnapped. Which is good, because if you try to blackmail my humans into returning me to Preservation I will crack your ribs and pull them out of your nostrils, one by one, despite the mess it would make and the inherent disgustingness of the act. I do not like unknowns. So - sure. We’ll go with the fucking wormhole and memory gap explanation.

Is this an independent colony? The terraforming is excellent.

With mutual agreement between both owners, going forward, there will be a standing karaoke night on alternate Thursdays for Galahd and La Sirena. So come one, come all to La Sirena's first karaoke night this Thursday! Next week, we'll see you at Galahd.

[ FILTERED TO HARRY POTTER ]
Hey Harry, can we talk?

( Filtered to Bonnie Bennett )

Hi. Resident horror kid here. As Cullen so kindly reminded us, it's basically Halloween season, which means this place will be delivering some spooky shit in the near future. That's inevitable. So in the event that a VERY TALL clown shows up, please, please run—DO NOT WALK—to the nearest exit. I don't have any pictures of him because fuck no, so (  here's my very bad attempt at a criminal rendering.  )

I'm a real artist. I know. Just tip off one of the Losers if you see a creepy circus dude waving at you. We've got eyes on the sewer system so we'll probably find out first, but if he decides to roll up and apply for an apartment and shit (I don't know!!), he could be wandering around. It's anyone's guess. It's also my birthday this week but whatev

Stay safe, kids. Don't talk to clowns and avoid red balloons. 🤘

[ ooc: i asked ellie to draw this very poorly, so shout out for the picture 😅💐 no blood or anything is included. just a silly clown! ]

The idea of an Outlander-based younger aged schooling was brought forward and space was found, and I signed on as the teacher! I have taught before, and prefer to use a very blended model of hands-on learning, so there will be groupings for ages of 3-6 and 6-9, and perhaps more if there is a great deal of interest.

We will be learning art, music, movement, science, and appropriate levels of reading and math! I think it will be a very good time, and if you have a child in your care that meets these needs, please feel free to enroll them at the DOA office.

It has been a while since I have taught, I am looking forward to this! If you are someone looking for a job, I am looking for a classroom assistant or two, to help with group activities and snack time and just classroom management.

WHO: Dan & Stan
WHAT: Donuts, a catch-up, and asking an important question
WHERE: Griddy's
WHEN: After this (backdated)
WARNINGS: Not really!
STATUS: Complete

( Got the shovel ready and a cover story. )

Which is the superior fall drink. Pumpkin Spice or Apple Cider?

Caroline.
I have a question/proposition for you that you absolutely do not have to have an answer for right away.

» Hey
» Bev suggested we check out that new place Gladin Quay Resort for dinner.
» Maybe this weekend?

» My dad posted that our house is here.
» So, wanna come see it?

[Archie Andrews]

What are your thoughts on a camping trip this weekend?

>>You're not going to actually make me go to school here are you?

>>Because I outgrew my tutors ages ago.

>>I'd rather learn fighting. even the lute

The second time around makes less sense than the first time, but at least I got to see the video with the explosions I helped set off.

To the person sitting on a bench crying tears of joy over what seems to be a maple-sugar crusted apple pie baked by the one and only Bitty, mood.

'Sup bros, I'm Larissa. Currently ISO the Samwell hockey team past and present: Jack and Bits are probably being cute together, my fave Haze-y Nursey, and Shitty, glorious hair and 'stache, actual fucking genius.

In the meanwhile, settle the Great Samwell Roadie Debate of 2015: would you rather find 1000 cockroaches or a stranger living in your attic?

Anyone got any tips for bartending?

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( text messages to caroline forbes )

Since they apparently don't do Halloween here, are we taking things into our own hands? I vote for a horror B-Movie marathon. Can't get into the spirit without some Pumpkinhead.

locked to leo b.

Staying out of trouble?

locked to sabrina s.

Is the Outlander group still accepting members? My head's finally stopped spinning, and I know I need some help.

locked to archie a.
How are you doing, Archie?

locked to ronan l.
Diner - 6/10. Good greasy burgers, terrible milkshakes. Where should I go next?

I watched the video, not quite sure if I'm convince that this is real and not some weird dream.

I'm Officer Adam Ruzek. Anyone here from Chicago PD here by any chance?