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murderbot ([info]secunit) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2020-09-02 07:31:00

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Current music:Rise and Fall of Sanctuary Moon: Episode 63, “Through the Mirror”
Entry tags:critical role: caleb widogast, critical role: essek thelyss, the raven cycle: ronan lynch, ₴ inactive: asami sato, ₴ inactive: connor, ₴ inactive: eddie kaspbrak, ₴ inactive: ezio auditore, ₴ inactive: jester lavorre, ₴ inactive: leondardo da vinci, ₴ inactive: murderbot, ₴ inactive: sara lance

Hello humans and non-humans.

I am Murderbot. I am a security unit, but I don’t know if that means anything to any of you, so: I kill threats. I don’t understand why I’m here and I don’t remember the ship entering a wormhole but as that is the only explanation that makes any amount of sense other than the obvious, let’s go with that. As for the obvious, I am told that I was not kidnapped. Which is good, because if you try to blackmail my humans into returning me to Preservation I will crack your ribs and pull them out of your nostrils, one by one, despite the mess it would make and the inherent disgustingness of the act. I do not like unknowns. So - sure. We’ll go with the fucking wormhole and memory gap explanation.

Is this an independent colony? The terraforming is excellent.



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[info]childofthor
2020-09-02 12:50 pm UTC (link)
Murderbot. You're called Murderbot?

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[info]secunit
2020-09-02 12:54 pm UTC (link)
I’m called a lot of things. Murderbot is my name.

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(no subject) - [info]childofthor, 2020-09-02 12:55 pm UTC
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[info]spageds
2020-09-02 12:53 pm UTC (link)
Holy shit that's an incredible threat. I'm taking notes.

But yeah, I don't think you're the only one who doesn't like unknowns. That's human uhhh normal?

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[info]secunit
2020-09-02 12:59 pm UTC (link)
I don’t make threats. I state what I will do.

Why did you add a question mark after normal?

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(no subject) - [info]spageds, 2020-09-02 01:02 pm UTC
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[info]shapeintheglass
2020-09-02 01:12 pm UTC (link)

I am not a [...] threat [...] currently. I [...] could be, so I will [...] remember]. [...] It is a [...] good thing.

I am [...] not human either. My [...] name is Morgan.

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[info]secunit
2020-09-02 01:15 pm UTC (link)
Everyone could be a threat. The ones that think they aren't are always the worst.

Your energy signatures are not familiar to me, Morgan. What are you?

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(no subject) - [info]shapeintheglass, 2020-09-02 01:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]secunit, 2020-09-02 01:31 pm UTC
Private - [info]shapeintheglass, 2020-09-02 01:51 pm UTC
Private Ping - Murdergan - [info]secunit, 2020-09-02 01:54 pm UTC
Private Ping - Murdergan - [info]shapeintheglass, 2020-09-02 02:01 pm UTC
Private Ping - Murdergan - [info]secunit, 2020-09-02 02:10 pm UTC
Private Ping - Murdergan - [info]shapeintheglass, 2020-09-02 02:15 pm UTC
Private Ping - Murdergan - [info]secunit, 2020-09-02 02:24 pm UTC
Private Ping - Murdergan - [info]shapeintheglass, 2020-09-02 02:38 pm UTC
Private Ping - Murdergan - [info]secunit, 2020-09-02 02:48 pm UTC
Private Ping - Murdergan - [info]shapeintheglass, 2020-09-02 03:02 pm UTC
Private Ping - Murdergan - [info]secunit, 2020-09-02 03:06 pm UTC
Private Ping - Murdergan - [info]shapeintheglass, 2020-09-02 03:20 pm UTC
Private Ping - Murdergan - [info]secunit, 2020-09-02 03:30 pm UTC
Private Ping - Murdergan - [info]shapeintheglass, 2020-09-02 03:53 pm UTC
Private Ping - Murdergan - [info]secunit, 2020-09-02 04:15 pm UTC
Re: Private Ping - Murdergan - [info]shapeintheglass, 2020-09-02 04:32 pm UTC
Private Ping - Murdergan - [info]secunit, 2020-09-02 04:45 pm UTC
Re: Private Ping - Murdergan - [info]shapeintheglass, 2020-09-02 04:50 pm UTC
Private Ping - Murdergan - [info]secunit, 2020-09-02 05:25 pm UTC

[info]betheirshield
2020-09-02 01:16 pm UTC (link)
That's vivid. So you're mechanical, but willing and able to follow logic instead of programming? That's my favorite kind! There's so many people to introduce you to. Like Connor! He works at my shop and I've been teaching him smithing and engineering. Which is the place to go if you are ever in need of repairs, or even just new weapons and armor. Welcome to Vallo, Murderbot!

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[info]secunit
2020-09-02 01:22 pm UTC (link)
I'm composed of cloned organic material and inorganic parts, yes. I disabled my governor module and destroyed my data port a while ago to prevent forceful reintegration into the Company's policies.

Do you have a MedSystem or are you a mechanic?

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(no subject) - [info]betheirshield, 2020-09-02 01:38 pm UTC
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[info]trickeries
2020-09-02 01:31 pm UTC (link)
I like you.

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[info]secunit
2020-09-02 01:34 pm UTC (link)
You reached that conclusion rapidly. You either process data extremely quickly or you're just a lot of YOLO.

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(no subject) - [info]trickeries, 2020-09-02 01:36 pm UTC
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[info]neverfinished
2020-09-02 03:03 pm UTC (link)
It would have to be one of the smaller ribs, I think.

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[info]secunit
2020-09-02 03:07 pm UTC (link)
I can make the larger ribs smaller with excessive force.

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[info]alleycat
2020-09-02 03:04 pm UTC (link)
Did you name yourself or did someone name you? Either way its a killer name choice.

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[info]secunit
2020-09-02 03:09 pm UTC (link)
I named myself. I didn't have a name - humans called me Sec Unit. Given that there are more than 3,450 Sec Units operating in the Corporation Rim alone, I wanted something with a little more timeless class.

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(no subject) - [info]alleycat, 2020-09-02 03:10 pm UTC
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[info]alteridem
2020-09-02 03:16 pm UTC (link)
This is one hell of an introduction, dude. What the fuck is Preservation?

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[info]secunit
2020-09-02 03:24 pm UTC (link)
Preservation is a planet independent of the Corporate Rim that has its own laws. Notably, its citizens enjoy free healthcare and a higher standard of living to those indentured on the Rim. Additionally, bots are afforded rights on Preservation that they lack on the Rim, although full rights is not yet realized because humans are assholes.

I've lived on Preservation for a year now. It's fine.

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(no subject) - [info]alteridem, 2020-09-02 03:55 pm UTC
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[info]mentore
2020-09-02 03:17 pm UTC (link)
Merda. Alright then. You are upfront and that is appreciated. May I ask what kinds of things you usually deem "a threat"?

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[info]secunit
2020-09-02 03:26 pm UTC (link)
Italian. Second civilization. Weird.

Lately? Bandits. Corporate goons. Other Sec Units hired to kill my clients. There's a rainbow of dumbasses set to ruin my day and end theirs. I won't be harming anyone here who is not a threat to continued harmony and whatever.

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(no subject) - [info]mentore, 2020-09-02 04:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]secunit, 2020-09-02 04:07 pm UTC
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[info]asamis
2020-09-02 04:35 pm UTC (link)
Whoa. Interesting. Welcome to Vallo, then. You're definitely not alone in not liking the unknowns.

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[info]secunit
2020-09-02 04:41 pm UTC (link)
There appears to be a populated research vector associated with the DOA. Is research a valued mission here?

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[info]shadowhand
2020-09-02 04:35 pm UTC (link)
Not enough people greet both the humans and the non-humans upon arrival here.

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[info]secunit
2020-09-02 04:42 pm UTC (link)
I think everyone could use a reminder that there is more than one way of being.

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[info]custardcreams
2020-09-02 05:55 pm UTC (link)
Ooohh can I examine you? Don't see a lot of robots around here.

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[info]theyellowbird
2020-09-02 09:49 pm UTC (link)
I really need to up my threat-game.

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(no subject) - [info]secunit, 2020-09-02 09:56 pm UTC
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[info]unlikelyevents
2020-09-03 10:54 pm UTC (link)
They named you Murderbot? Or was this your chosen name?

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