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Raylan Givens ([info]marshalgivens) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2023-06-15 08:48:00

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Entry tags:!: network post, ₴ inactive: adam, ₴ inactive: jim hopper, ₴ inactive: prue halliwell, ₴ inactive: raylan givens, ₴ inactive: sydney clarke

My child this morning:

"Why couldn't the hand go on the carnival ride? Because it said it had to be five feet and it was only five fingers."


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[info]superwitch
2023-06-15 01:35 pm UTC (link)
There’s no mistaking where she gets that sense of humor.

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[info]marshalgivens
2023-06-15 01:50 pm UTC (link)
I could never pull one like that off though. She's still got the child innocence to pull it off.

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[info]superwitch
2023-06-15 03:49 pm UTC (link)
She does. But she's got the exact same silly grin afterward.

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[info]marshalgivens
2023-06-15 03:55 pm UTC (link)
At those times, I feel for Winona. We couldn't make it work twice and now she's gotta co-parent a mini-me with me back home.

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[info]superwitch
2023-06-15 04:04 pm UTC (link)
From what you've told me about her, I think Winona is handling that gracefully.

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[info]marshalgivens
2023-06-15 04:06 pm UTC (link)
Thankfully she's got you to be a good role model.

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[info]superwitch
2023-06-15 04:08 pm UTC (link)
My big sister training translates well to being a stepmother. The not-evil kind, thankfully.

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[info]marshalgivens
2023-06-15 04:11 pm UTC (link)
Hey, I had a damn good stepmother so I believe they exist. Of course she was my aunt first and that was how I preferred thinking of her even after but the point still stands in technicality.

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[info]superwitch
2023-06-15 04:13 pm UTC (link)
I would say "that's a unique situation", but I doubt it is completely. I know she was good to you, though; I aspire to be that good to Willa, and I think it's been working out.

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[info]marshalgivens
2023-06-15 04:15 pm UTC (link)
Prue, I don't say this lightly ever, but if anything ever happened to me I would trust you with Willa's life. Not to say I don't now but the in the face of no return. I know she'd be good with you.

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[info]superwitch
2023-06-15 04:17 pm UTC (link)
I know, honey. I appreciate that. But let's maybe not speak that possibility into the universe.

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[info]marshalgivens
2023-06-15 06:28 pm UTC (link)
I'm too ornery to stay dead, I promise.

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[info]superwitch
2023-06-15 08:51 pm UTC (link)
You won't find me arguing with that.

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[info]marshalgivens
2023-06-16 01:09 pm UTC (link)
I can't quit you neither.

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[info]bitlessdead
2023-06-15 03:34 pm UTC (link)
I hope you gave her a high five for that one.

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[info]marshalgivens
2023-06-15 03:39 pm UTC (link)
I gave her a dollar instead. We do something like a swear jar except for belly laughs.

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[info]bitlessdead
2023-06-15 03:47 pm UTC (link)
I'm gonna tell her to demand better wages.

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[info]marshalgivens
2023-06-15 03:57 pm UTC (link)
I would appreciate it if you did because I am happy to renegotiate with her. Fair compensation for her efforts.

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[info]antiquechariot
2023-06-15 03:55 pm UTC (link)
You can't see me, but I'm clapping.

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[info]marshalgivens
2023-06-15 03:58 pm UTC (link)
She got me laughing good with that one. There's a way the young ones deliver a punchline that adults just can't, make terrible jokes better than they got any right to be.

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[info]antiquechariot
2023-06-15 04:11 pm UTC (link)
Sure doesn't hurt that she's got you wrapped around her little finger.

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[info]marshalgivens
2023-06-15 04:14 pm UTC (link)
I'm still not sure how all that happened being not the most sensitive of folk but something about kids. They come into your life and you know you're gonna protect them and make sure they get all the chances possible to 'em.

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[info]antiquechariot
2023-06-15 04:41 pm UTC (link)
Yeah I know the feeling. Gotta figure a lot of it is just the kid herself on my case but it isn't like I'd leave any kid to suffer either.

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[info]marshalgivens
2023-06-15 06:34 pm UTC (link)
I get what you're saying entirely. Before Willa, there was a kid in Harlan I felt particularly protective over with all life threw at her. Understood where she was coming from, you know? Of course she grew up to build a weed empire in Harlan County.

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[info]antiquechariot
2023-06-15 11:49 pm UTC (link)
A weed empire, ha. What an entrepreneur. She try to take advantage of your law connections?

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[info]marshalgivens
2023-06-16 01:10 pm UTC (link)
Actually she did not. Loretta is a hell of a self-sufficient kid. I feel bad for anyone who tries to take her on.

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[info]antiquechariot
2023-06-17 12:04 am UTC (link)
She sounds tough. Resilient. Gotta be a comfort, right?

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[info]marshalgivens
2023-06-18 01:24 am UTC (link)
It is given the field makes plenty of enemies. Probably should've been more concerned about the field she chose to go into but hell, I'd be a hypocrite. I know I smoked a few as a teen.

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[info]bythepowerof
2023-06-15 07:17 pm UTC (link)
I like her already.

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[info]marshalgivens
2023-06-16 01:10 pm UTC (link)
I realize I'm biased because she's my kid but she is pretty great.

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[info]notarookie
2023-06-15 10:25 pm UTC (link)
I needed a laugh this morning. Thanks for that.

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[info]marshalgivens
2023-06-16 01:11 pm UTC (link)
You're welcome. I figured we could use one after being slapped around and covered in whatever it is when those things die messy.

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[info]notarookie
2023-06-17 12:09 am UTC (link)
You got caught in the "splash zone" too? How could disembodied hands be full of so much....whatever that is?

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[info]marshalgivens
2023-06-18 01:25 am UTC (link)
Honestly never figured a time would come in my life where I would be considering the internals of a disembodied monster hand.

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[info]notarookie
2023-06-18 05:06 pm UTC (link)
There's a part of me that thinks I shouldn't be surprised, and yet I am.

...Still I would hate to meet the monster that hand belonged to.

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[info]marshalgivens
2023-06-22 02:05 pm UTC (link)
A good rule around this place has been expect the unexpected. The headache it causes is less.

Well thanks for that image.

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[info]notarookie
2023-06-24 02:16 am UTC (link)
I guess I'd be concerned that if I wasn't surprised that I'd become desensitized to it, and I don't know if I want that.

Sorry, couldn't help it.

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[info]marshalgivens
2023-06-25 01:43 am UTC (link)
You've seen too much if you've become desensitized to the possibility of anything happening.

It's not out of the realm of possibility.

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