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Tweak says, "What if god was one of us?"

ａｌｅｘｉｓ! (celebutante) wrote in valloic,
@ 2020-08-05 15:57:00

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!: network post, ₴ inactive: alexis rose, ₴ inactive: georgie barker

private message - georgie barker
Hey! So I heard this rumor that you met with Caroline about Gainful Employment™ and that you're also something of a Communications person, so, I'm here to make you an offer you can't refuse. Or I guess you could but that's not as much fun and you wouldn't get to stock up on fun gel pens or cute pencil cups shaped like cacti.

I'm in need of an Assistant, especially since I have Rose Apothecary to look after. This would entail market research, sending out surveys, some light filing, and maybe putting together some press kits to help out during a pretty spectacular dumpster fire (we have a lot of those).

If you're interested, let me know? Alexis Rose is me, PR and Communications Rep for the DOA.

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	whattheghost 2020-08-05 08:13 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, yes that was me. And I am very interested and all that sounds pretty reasonable. When could I start? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	celebutante 2020-08-05 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	Cool! How about tomorrow, or is that too soon? You can come in and I can get you set up with a proper badge and your desk and all the accoutrements. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whattheghost 2020-08-05 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	No, that's perfect actually. What would my schedule look like, like is it weekdays and weekends, hours and the like? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	celebutante 2020-08-05 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	It'd be your typical 5 days a week, 9-5 dealio, unless you have kids or are a vampire and lose your powers during daylight hours, idk idk. Everyone has their different ~lifestyle. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whattheghost 2020-08-05 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	I'm just a regular person so I have none of that so that should all work out. Thanks so much, this is a huge relief. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	celebutante 2020-08-05 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	Me too, girl. I mean, I'm a regular person in a not-regular world. It's really strange sometimes and I want to scream into the void about it, but anyway, TMI. I'll get you started tomorrow, 9 AM. And will pick up some coffee and healthy pumpernickel bagels to share. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whattheghost 2020-08-05 08:44 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, no I understand. Things were decidedly odd back home but it wasn't 'deer person just asked for my coffee order' odd. Oh that's really lovely of you, thanks so much. I'll be there bright and early. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

celebutante
2020-08-05 08:47 pm UTC (link)

I guess things were kind of weird for me back home too, I mean, the town was called Schitt's Creek. But deer person whipping up a latte is definitely next level.

Of course! And thank you, like. I want to do a good job where I'm at but I'm only one person and I don't have one of those Harry Potter time turners to be a potentially coke-addicted overachiever so that kind of sucks.

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	whattheghost 2020-08-05 08:50 pm UTC (link)
	My London was full of monsters, but I'm guessing that sign must have gotten stolen a lot. Still, none of them made me coffee. Those always sounded like they had a lot of dangerous potential, and to this day I can't see any teenager using that responsibly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	celebutante 2020-08-05 08:53 pm UTC (link)
	The welcome sign actually was a depiction of the Mayor's ancestors doing it doggie style, so, if anyone wanted it they are welcome to it. What kind of monsters did your London have? Not at all. If I had been a teenager and used it, I'd have used it to party literally 24/7 and then dropped dead. RIP. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whattheghost 2020-08-05 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	That sets a tone. And many more then I originally thought. Ghosts, weird walking mannequins. Dead people who just....get up again. Not the zombie sort either, I think? Doors that aren't doors. I wouldn't have done that, but some extra time on tests? Yeah, I'd have done that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	celebutante 2020-08-05 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	That sounds wild. Kind of interesting? But wild. Do you miss it? Totally. Or fast forward to when you knew all the test answers, then go back and take the test - instant and shady A+. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whattheghost 2020-08-05 09:03 pm UTC (link)
	Granted I only ever met the walking dead person. And sort of. My girlfriend's back there so it's her I miss more then anything. And no one ever used it to go back and fix things. Oddly it was that that turned me off. Never did finish it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	celebutante 2020-08-05 09:06 pm UTC (link)
	I get that. It sucks being without loved ones. She could always show up? But you never can like, predict it. Ugh, so true. Like why not go back and kill Voldemortus or whatever when he was a skinny emo nerd with a bad part in his hair? I never finished it either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whattheghost 2020-08-05 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah that's what I heard. I just got to keep hope she's alright. Oh good I'm not alone. Everyone thinks I missed something, and I don't think I really did? I know the ending of course and it's a bit disappointing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	celebutante 2020-08-05 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	She doesn't know you're gone, at least? That's what people say. It makes sense. Sort of. If you know how it ends then pfftt. There are better books to read. I mean, I really want to try pumpkin pasties now but that's basically the only thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whattheghost 2020-08-05 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	Really? Oh, well that's some relief. She was blinded recently, you see, and so I've been worried. Maybe ask the person who seems to be really keen on baking? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	celebutante 2020-08-05 09:37 pm UTC (link)
	There's like, a you here and a you at home so she's got you to be there for her. It probably doesn't ease all the worry but hopefully it helps a little. Oh, Bitty! Yeah, he's fantastic. He bakes for the Apothecary and designed this amazing menu, I know his stuff is going to sell out super quick. Totally worth the calories. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whattheghost 2020-08-05 09:39 pm UTC (link)
	That actually helps a lot, actually. Thank you. I did see that yeah, I felt bad because I don't have a sweet tooth that much but he does seem like the go to for baking stuff. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	celebutante 2020-08-05 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	Good! I'm super glad. He probably makes savory tarts or whatever too. I might bring that up, actually. That sort of thing would be good for fall. (Reply to this) (Parent)